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Last time, on the Dumbgeons and Dragons podcast.

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You enter the council chamber and catch the eye of Lady Silverhand, who calmly says,

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Council is in session.

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Delane speaks up and he says, uh, I have heard and have been getting reports that

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there have been many recent dragon attacks in the Misty Forest.

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I'm willing to lead a team there.

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Like a group huddle.

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Like, which way do I do it?

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Why do I do it?

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We'll do it!

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Lord Neverember had one more piece.

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Lord Neverember stands up.

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I've been sent a representative from the metallic dragons.

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This is Elia.

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They wish for a representative to be sent to their council meeting in the Nether Mountains.

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Are we being asked to be in two places at once?

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The council meeting will be held when you get to it.

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Whatcha doin'?

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Uh, gathering supplies, throwing them on the airship, punching Grancis in the stomach.

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Hi!

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He goes and fires up the airship and you guys start flying off towards the Misty Forest.

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You are suddenly in what appears to be a lot of fog.

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Grancis yells out, he's like, uh, just, uh, just keep an eye out.

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Make sure we don't dip too low and like clip a tree or something.

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You know?

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I'm sorry, who are you talking to?

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You guys!

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We are to keep an eye out.

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Yeah!

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Aren't you driving this airship?

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Yeah.

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Now I'm a fucking pilot.

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God damn it.

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I look out the window.

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I'm like, I don't know.

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And as you look out the window and you say you don't see anything, there is a burst

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of black flame that strikes the airship and a adult black dragon swoops overhead as

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you begin plummeting to the ground.

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Grancis yells, I told you to watch out!

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Hold on to your butts!

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We are a fifth edition actual play podcast.

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I am your dungeon master, Russ More, and with me today is Amy More, who looks quite

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perpLexed.

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Well, yeah, you didn't start it right.

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What do you mean?

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Karla, did he start it right?

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Doesn't that come after the intro?

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This again?

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I don't know.

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I just feel like it was wrong.

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You're supposed to say let's fucking...

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That's after you bullshit for the next 15 minutes.

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Do we bullshit for the next 15 minutes?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Always bugging Russ and also always playing Thea Amastasia.

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Also with me today is Karla Johnson.

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Only bugging Russ More like 40% of the time and playing Nulara Moonbrook.

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And Tom Laird.

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I try to bug Russ, but he usually shrugs it off pretty good.

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And I play Flynn Firebeard.

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And also with us today, a very special guest, is DM Dock from the Bros and Dragons podcast.

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If you're dehydrated in the desert, you can drink your own pee.

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Thanks for having me.

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See, he actually has something ready to go before the beginning of the show.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Am I supposed to be quippy?

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Yeah.

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Oh God, I'm going to write the most fucked up shit.

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You wait for it.

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It's going to be godawful.

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Now you've done it.

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This is really a Pandora's box situation.

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This is happening now.

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Thanks for the liberty, giving me the liberty to do that, Doc.

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Welcome.

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I'm here for you, Amy.

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Yes, welcome, Doc.

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Thank you for being on the show here.

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We'll get to who you're playing in a little bit, obviously, because we want to keep the

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suspense going for the players here.

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This is a game?

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No, it's not.

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It's more serious than a game.

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It's kind of just us talking for like a couple hours and then seeing what comes

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out of that.

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But yes, I mean, there might be some dice rolling.

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You got your dice ready?

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I sent you those sweet metal ones.

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I do have dice, but I was ready for blackjack and hookers is what I thought Tom told

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me.

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Yeah, but you have to supply your own.

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B, Y, O, B, J and H.

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Oh, that doesn't work out either.

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Hold on one phone call here and I can get this moving.

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I'm just kidding.

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I'm ready to win at D&D.

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Well, I'm sorry.

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You're on Jemjins and Dragons.

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Nobody wins at this game.

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All right.

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So we're going to we're going to start back a little bit for for our adventures here just

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to kind of catch Doc up on what's happening and the scene that we're about to walk into.

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I have notes.

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Yeah, it it's OK.

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We don't need to do the usual talk where you guys don't remember what happened.

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I really want to hear the notes.

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OK, hear the notes.

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Oh, no, but I mean, this this episode hasn't come out yet for Doc.

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So he doesn't know what happened last episode.

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OK, Delene Winterhound.

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This is just what I got is literally two and a half lines.

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And there was a lot of information in the last episode.

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Delane Winterhound will lead a team to the Misty Forest.

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We will find King Melandric's son.

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Neronvane, Nerenvane.

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Elven villages may be totally destroyed by a dragon.

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We'll go there first and then we'll go and be ambassadors to the Never Mountains

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and meet with the metallic dragons.

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Oh, that's actually kind of concise.

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Oh, I did a good job. I think I did fine.

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You did good. You did good. Good for me.

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You're on the airship on the way to the Misty Forest,

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passing just on the outskirts of the city of Daggerford.

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It's been a beautiful, clear day, as far as the weather goes,

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when you quickly and suddenly become surrounded by thick, dense fog.

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Grancis calls out, oh boy, can't quite see much.

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Everyone just, you know, keep an eye out or something.

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You each take a position around the ship when, Nulara,

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you're the first to see and hear through the fog

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the heavy flapping of wings

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and the back of what looks to be a huge black dragon

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soar near the airship through the fog.

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As you call out to warn the rest, the airship blimp bursts

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in a black, green fiery explosion,

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and everyone is startled by the dragon's attack,

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but braces for impact.

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As Grancis yells out, hold on to your butts!

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The airship plummets from the sky as you gain speed

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and careen towards the ground.

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But just before you hit, you all feel a warmth or glow

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come over you that seemingly protects you

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as the bottom of the airship gives way

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in a sickening explosion of wood and debris.

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The airship is destroyed and you hear screams

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come from the city of Daggerford

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as fragments of the airship pierce into buildings.

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You look up and see the black dragon circling overhead

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and off of it fly ropes and sliding down those ropes,

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you see what you can assume to be 15 members

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of the Cult of the Dragon.

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As you quickly collect yourselves,

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you notice all of your members appear to be okay

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except for Grancis who is slumped

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over the wheel of the airship.

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From the clearing fog, you see more creatures coming,

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weapons drawn, three Meseloth and one Naikoloth,

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along with the 15 members of the Cult of the Dragon,

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the black dragon circling overhead.

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Amid the chaos, you all feel the cult included

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as though you're being watched.

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Off in the distance, you see a hill at the end of a plane

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and cresting that hill is a soul humanoid

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in armor shaped as a dragon with great sword in hand.

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He gets to the top of the hill and he calls out,

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let them go and leave with your lives

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or me and my friend will destroy you all.

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One of the members of the cult looks around

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at their numbers and then back to the men

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on the hill and says, I only see one of you,

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shouldn't be too much of a problem, do your worst.

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And then as the black dragon circling above

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lets loose its breath weapon behind you,

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lighting up the buildings, blocking your exits,

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you hear from beyond the hill

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where the soul armored figure stands,

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the large flapping of moor wings.

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And what do they see come over that hill?

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Over the hill comes a plate armored blue dragon

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with saddle flapping its wings flying over the night

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as he charges forward into the fight.

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Yeah he does.

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Everybody roll for initiative.

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You hear that, thank you Wyrmwood.

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Sweet 14.

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21.

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15.

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19 for the knight, 15 for the dragon.

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Flint you got a 15 as well.

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Yeah, the dragon can go before me.

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Yeah, that seems fair.

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You don't want to fight with the dragon?

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Okay, Nularaaaa, you are up first.

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You have a whole swack of things happening behind you.

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So there's a row of buildings,

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a light with dragon breath fire,

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you've got a black dragon above you,

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you've got a blue dragon in plate armor

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and a knight rushing towards you and your crew.

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There are 15 cult members of varying levels of armor

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and weaponry, three Mesoloth,

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kind of demonic fiend type creatures,

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one Nycoloth which is a larger aberration beast

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with wings and what do you want to do?

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Oh boy.

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What is closest to me

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since I don't fight much with a ranged weapon?

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Yeah.

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You are on the bridge of the wrecked airship

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and all of these cult members are within about 20 feet

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ranging from 10 to 20 feet of the ship.

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A few of them have their backs turned to you

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and are looking at the knight rushing towards you.

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Well, I guess I will attack some cultists

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cause I know for sure skis that I want to kill them.

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Yeah.

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So first attack is a 25.

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25 will hit one of the cultists.

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Great, so that's nine damage.

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And sorry, you hit it with?

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Oh, sorry, flame tongue, my amazing flaming sword.

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Yep.

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Second attack, that is a 22.

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22 will hit, yep.

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16 damage on that one.

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So you leap off the airship

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and rush towards this cultist

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and you catch it off guard and strike into him twice

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and he falls to the ground dead.

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Huzzah.

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Knight, you're up.

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I will, avoiding the people from the airship,

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line myself up, hopefully,

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with a couple of Alas in front of me.

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Yep.

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And I will yell,

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Chovo, draw, call.

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And out of the mouth of the armor,

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lightning will shoot.

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And everybody 80 feet down that line

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needs to give me one of them big old dexterity saves.

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Yes, sir.

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So you've got two cultists

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and two of the Mesoloth creatures in there.

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So the cultists are gonna be a five and a six.

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I'm sure that'll do it.

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I'm sure that nailed it.

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And the Mesoloth, one of them rolls a one.

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Wow.

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Plus three is four.

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So that'll be a four and a 13.

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Yeah, magic number was 17.

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Yeah, that's what I figured.

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25 lightning damage to everybody in that.

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Oh yeah.

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One of the cultists drops to the ground dead.

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The other one drops to his knees

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and is smoldering underneath the damage it has taken.

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The two Mesoloths, they take the damage

261
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,399
but scatter to the side.

262
00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:12,080
Singed, but still in the battle.

263
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:17,080
One of the Mesoloths rushes up onto the deck of the ship

264
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:21,360
and goes to hit Flint with his trident.

265
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,360
That's a 26 with its trident

266
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:31,000
and a 20 not critical with its claw.

267
00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:33,600
These are unpleasant looking creatures.

268
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,120
Just did a Google image.

269
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,600
Did a Google image search on this bad boy.

270
00:12:40,879 --> 00:12:43,759
He's like a roachy trident.

271
00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:44,600
Kind of like a bug mouth.

272
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,120
Yeah, pretty nasty.

273
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,679
Why don't we ever fight anything cute?

274
00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:50,519
I guess it's better that we don't.

275
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:51,360
Next time.

276
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,200
No, I don't want to.

277
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,039
I take it back, I don't want to.

278
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,120
We fought a sock dragon.

279
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,000
That was pretty cute.

280
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:55,840
You're right.

281
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,679
That was cute.

282
00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:57,519
Thea will slaughter something cute.

283
00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:58,480
She doesn't care.

284
00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,960
Oh, she is a psychopath.

285
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:04,960
So Flint, you're gonna take seven piercing damage

286
00:13:05,879 --> 00:13:10,879
from its trident and 11 slashing damage from its claws.

287
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,080
Now ask him where he got his suit

288
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,879
and was it from the toilet store?

289
00:13:18,519 --> 00:13:19,360
Exactly.

290
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:23,000
And then it's going to magically teleport

291
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,040
to the other side of the ship,

292
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,800
off of the ship with more of the cult members.

293
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,639
Blue dragons up.

294
00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:36,919
It will land right behind me shortly after my breath

295
00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:39,360
and it will give out a mighty roar.

296
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,240
Everybody within 80 feet from the dragon

297
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:46,480
need to give me a constitution saving throw

298
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,080
or a wisdom saving throw, excuse me.

299
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:53,080
I would much rather it was constitution, Doc.

300
00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:55,399
I meant constitution there, Tom.

301
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,240
I'm good for wisdom.

302
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,159
Oh, just for fighters, though.

303
00:13:58,159 --> 00:13:59,759
Just for dwarf fighters, got it.

304
00:13:59,759 --> 00:14:00,600
Yeah.

305
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,559
16.

306
00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:04,399
Not bad, 13.

307
00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:05,360
10.

308
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,720
Oh no, I'm a liar, 20.

309
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,840
What do they got to beat there, Doc,

310
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,559
just because I got a whole shit ton of things

311
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,879
that you're trying to scare.

312
00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:13,159
Math.

313
00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:14,639
You have to beat math.

314
00:14:14,639 --> 00:14:16,279
15. 15, all right.

315
00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:17,120
Hold, please.

316
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,600
This is one of my favorite enemies.

317
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,519
I feel like I might have advantage on wisdom throws.

318
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,319
Please hold while I look in the player's handbook

319
00:14:26,319 --> 00:14:28,679
that I have right in front of me, Russ.

320
00:14:30,679 --> 00:14:32,399
Why do you have that, Carla?

321
00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:36,159
I read it every night before I go to bed, Russ.

322
00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:37,000
Just kidding, I don't.

323
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,840
I believe you not.

324
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:38,679
Don't be mean to me, don't be mean to me.

325
00:14:38,679 --> 00:14:40,200
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

326
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,759
No, I'm a liar.

327
00:14:42,759 --> 00:14:46,759
Only when I am tracking them do I have advantage.

328
00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:47,600
Well, that makes sense.

329
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,000
Can you claim to track something

330
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,240
when you can see them, like right there?

331
00:14:52,279 --> 00:14:53,399
Totally.

332
00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:54,360
I thought it was worth a shot

333
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,159
since I rolled that real shitty 10,

334
00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:58,000
but no such luck.

335
00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:04,759
Okay, so half of the cult members are afeard of that dragon

336
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:09,960
and two of the Mesoloths are also afeard of that dragon.

337
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,639
The Naikoloth and one of the Mesoloths

338
00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:16,240
and the other half of the cult members saved.

339
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,200
So it's not fear, it's frightened,

340
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,279
which is a big difference.

341
00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:20,360
That's what I meant.

342
00:15:21,919 --> 00:15:23,559
Does anybody need to know about frightened?

343
00:15:23,559 --> 00:15:25,279
I've listened to you guys long enough.

344
00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:27,480
Yeah, I would love to know what frightened does

345
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,600
because I don't know.

346
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,759
So if you are frightened of the dragon,

347
00:15:30,759 --> 00:15:34,519
you have disadvantage on ability checks and attack rolls

348
00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:36,360
while that dragon's in your line of sight

349
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,360
and you cannot willingly move closer to the dragon.

350
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,840
So Nularaaaa could just turn around and be like, ooh.

351
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,399
Not afraid of that anymore.

352
00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:47,240
Pretty much.

353
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,600
Actually, the way the rules are written,

354
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,560
that is exactly what you can do.

355
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,680
Just close your eyes, Nularaaaa.

356
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,360
Luckily, there's lots of enemies around.

357
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,440
I can spin around at some point

358
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,080
before my turn comes up again.

359
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,600
All right, Flint, you're up.

360
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,639
All right, what's near me, Russ?

361
00:16:01,639 --> 00:16:03,280
Oh, you're... A dragon.

362
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,120
Oh, sorry.

363
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,440
Yeah, there's a...

364
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,400
In your immediate line of sight, there is a dragon,

365
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,360
which I don't know if you're frightened of.

366
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,600
Yes, I am.

367
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,520
You're frightened of that dragon.

368
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,759
He thinks you're all pussies.

369
00:16:15,759 --> 00:16:17,639
So say that straight ahead.

370
00:16:17,639 --> 00:16:22,200
You have cult members off to the left

371
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,759
and the right of your location

372
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,639
and you also have a Nikoloth off kind of right and back.

373
00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:31,679
So it would be out of your line of sight.

374
00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:33,799
Okay, I will go... Of that dragon.

375
00:16:33,799 --> 00:16:35,720
I will turn slightly to the left

376
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,759
to avoid looking at the dragon

377
00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:40,159
and beeline it straight over to those cultists.

378
00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:41,080
Yep, you got it.

379
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,039
All right, and I'm assuming they're within range of me?

380
00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:44,159
Yep. Perfect.

381
00:16:44,159 --> 00:16:46,519
Well, let's get that axe a-chopping.

382
00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:49,840
That's a 22. 22 will hit.

383
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,120
That's nine damage.

384
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,279
Nine damage, okay.

385
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:55,639
And a 21.

386
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,360
Yep. So that's 18 damage.

387
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:03,839
Yeah, you leap off the ship and drive your axe into it

388
00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:07,480
and it, on the second strike, drops to the ground dead.

389
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,319
Excellent.

390
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,160
Thea, you're up.

391
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,680
All right, Thea's a little concerned

392
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:14,160
about the circling black dragon overhead.

393
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,000
Yep.

394
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,079
And so she will blight him thusly.

395
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,960
He can do his best to make a constitution saving throw.

396
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,680
It'll probably suck at it.

397
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,119
Well, you know dragons, they're bad at everything.

398
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,240
Yeah.

399
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,519
That's what I keep telling them.

400
00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:30,839
Constitution saving throw, you say?

401
00:17:30,839 --> 00:17:32,399
Yeah, mm-hmm.

402
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,559
Okay.

403
00:17:33,559 --> 00:17:34,399
Okay, well that saves.

404
00:17:34,399 --> 00:17:35,599
That's gonna be a 19.

405
00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:36,440
Yeah.

406
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,680
Okay, but he takes half.

407
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,799
Oh, sorry, no, 24.

408
00:17:38,799 --> 00:17:40,200
It doesn't matter.

409
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,839
It's fine, you don't need to rub it in.

410
00:17:41,839 --> 00:17:44,279
Well, then you will take 48 damage.

411
00:17:45,879 --> 00:17:46,720
What type of damage?

412
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,039
No, she said 48. Necrotic.

413
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:52,960
Yeah, so you will take 48 necrotic damage.

414
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,039
Okay.

415
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,799
Do you have anything you wanna say?

416
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,240
Do I have anything I wanna say?

417
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,079
No.

418
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,279
No, anything to declare?

419
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,279
No.

420
00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:02,680
You gotta look on your face.

421
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,279
Are you importing honeybees into this fight?

422
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:06,680
Because you need to tell us.

423
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,720
Negative, no honeybees.

424
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:13,160
You guys have lost all my math.

425
00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:16,240
You've lost all your math.

426
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,319
Just roll it again.

427
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,440
Okay, nobody talks to me.

428
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,160
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

429
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,000
No, shut up.

430
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,640
11, 12. 17, good God.

431
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,240
Good God, what are you trying to do to me?

432
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,080
No, no, no.

433
00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:32,440
Oh, okay, I see what you're trying.

434
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,279
Yeah, it takes all 17,

435
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,200
because I only rolled four D8s.

436
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,080
And it should have been eight D8s.

437
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:39,920
Or should I roll eight

438
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,400
and you only take half of the damage of the eight?

439
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,480
If that's the way it's worded,

440
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,320
then that's what you should do.

441
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,160
Well, I don't know, it just says

442
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,960
the target takes half as much damage on a six, seven.

443
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,440
Yeah, so you roll eight D8

444
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,559
and then take half of your roll.

445
00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:51,600
Okay, I said 17?

446
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,680
Yeah.

447
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,559
Okay, so half of 43.

448
00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:56,000
That's so much better.

449
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,240
So 21.

450
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,079
One.

451
00:18:59,079 --> 00:19:00,720
Okay, you're good.

452
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,600
Yeah.

453
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,720
Okay, so some cult members

454
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,840
that are frightened of the dragon, the blue dragon,

455
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,400
it's their turn now.

456
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,720
And there are not seven of them anymore,

457
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,880
because you guys are killing them.

458
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:17,880
Like that.

459
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,960
Six of those.

460
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,200
So two of them are going to attack at Flint,

461
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,160
who is on the ground.

462
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:30,560
Two of them are going to attack at New Laura.

463
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,800
And two of them are going to come up onto the ship

464
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,600
and attack at Thaddeus, who is also there.

465
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,440
Who does?

466
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,280
You guys totally remember that Thaddeus is there.

467
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,440
Oh, no, yeah, totally.

468
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,720
Thaddeus, much gruffer, you know,

469
00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:48,519
the really responsible one out of the duo of Thaddeus.

470
00:19:48,519 --> 00:19:51,120
God, that's damning with faint praise.

471
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,360
Also, you can't attack at somebody, just saying.

472
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,000
Yeah, you can do whatever I want.

473
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:55,839
You can't attack at somebody.

474
00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:57,759
I'm the boss.

475
00:19:57,759 --> 00:19:59,680
You can't change grammar to faint.

476
00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:04,960
Okay, so the first one's going to attack Flint.

477
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,839
Oh, that's going to hit you twice there, bud.

478
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:08,680
Uh-oh.

479
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,079
With his short sword,

480
00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:12,000
you're going to take two short swords

481
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,400
and only two short swords.

482
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,440
No more, no less.

483
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,400
No more, no less,

484
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:21,040
which is going to be 14 piercing damage.

485
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,000
Okey-dokey.

486
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:27,000
New Laura, you are also going to take some hits, maybe.

487
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,400
Maybe not.

488
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,560
That's a 20 with the short sword

489
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,280
and a 21 with the short sword.

490
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,120
Maybe.

491
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,560
Yep, that'll do it.

492
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,320
Then the other one is going to attack

493
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,600
with its other stuff, with its scimitar.

494
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,920
It's a 22 and a 17.

495
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,360
17 is my AC.

496
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,560
If it meets, it beats.

497
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,400
Yeah, so it does.

498
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,440
Great, well, I guess I'm done now.

499
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,279
So first.

500
00:20:50,279 --> 00:20:51,120
It's been fun, guys.

501
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:51,960
Bye.

502
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,960
It was a good run.

503
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:55,800
It was a good run.

504
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,440
12 piercing damage off the short swords.

505
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,440
No, your full hit points are okay.

506
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,759
But you'd get to use that character handbook again

507
00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:04,840
to make a new character.

508
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:05,720
It's true.

509
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,160
And now that you read it every night,

510
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,000
you know what character you really want to make.

511
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,039
I definitely, yeah, I wouldn't be some lame-ass human.

512
00:21:12,039 --> 00:21:14,000
So sorry, 12 from the short swords.

513
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,279
So you got, yeah, 12 and then 13 from the scimitar.

514
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:18,399
So 25 total.

515
00:21:18,399 --> 00:21:19,240
Okey-doke.

516
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,240
Oh boy.

517
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,279
And the two attacking Thaddeus.

518
00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:27,440
One will hit with his scimitar

519
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:31,119
and the other will hit with a scimitar.

520
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:35,240
So he's going to take 18.

521
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,039
Sorry, what is Thaddeus' last name?

522
00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:38,920
Thaddeus Sicker Crumuple.

523
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,319
Crumuple.

524
00:21:40,319 --> 00:21:44,960
Also, is it Thaddeus with an I-U-S or an E-U-S at the end?

525
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,799
E-U-S.

526
00:21:45,799 --> 00:21:46,639
All right.

527
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,480
This didn't come up.

528
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,319
No, E-O-U-S.

529
00:21:48,319 --> 00:21:49,159
E-O-U-S.

530
00:21:49,159 --> 00:21:50,960
This didn't come up in the last episode,

531
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:54,480
but for all the intents and purposes,

532
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,399
this is one of our provided NPCs

533
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,839
by one of our patrons.

534
00:21:58,839 --> 00:21:59,879
Ooh.

535
00:21:59,879 --> 00:22:00,720
What?

536
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,720
How did you not say anything?

537
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,559
Because I forgot.

538
00:22:03,559 --> 00:22:05,000
Because there was a lot of,

539
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,359
there was more than two lines of information

540
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,439
that happened in that last episode.

541
00:22:08,439 --> 00:22:09,720
It's true.

542
00:22:09,759 --> 00:22:12,799
It's another quality DM moment brought to you by Ross.

543
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,279
Yeah.

544
00:22:14,279 --> 00:22:15,120
That.

545
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:15,960
So who, who gave us that?

546
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,600
That was one Adam Farber.

547
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,440
Also.

548
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,680
Oh, we know him.

549
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,519
Yeah.

550
00:22:21,519 --> 00:22:24,960
Of Bros and Dragons out of character.

551
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:25,799
Wait, who?

552
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,839
Adam.

553
00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:30,400
He gives us money for.

554
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,120
Yeah, he gives us money for our podcast.

555
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:35,440
I don't know if he gives you money for your podcast.

556
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,279
Adam.

557
00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:42,279
At A-D-A-silent-Q-M.

558
00:22:43,599 --> 00:22:45,879
That's what throws me off every time.

559
00:22:45,879 --> 00:22:47,200
I know that guy.

560
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,039
Yeah.

561
00:22:48,039 --> 00:22:49,359
Good guy, good guy.

562
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:50,799
That's fantastic.

563
00:22:50,799 --> 00:22:52,480
Cremuple.

564
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,720
Oh, I like it.

565
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,960
A Nikoloth who is not frightened of the dragon

566
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:02,960
is going to go and engage in battle with the knight.

567
00:23:03,279 --> 00:23:04,119
Prepare yourself.

568
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:05,200
Prepare yourself.

569
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,240
If he didn't try to hit me,

570
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,319
I would have just accused him

571
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,600
of looking over my character sheets too hard.

572
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,680
Well, I mean, I don't,

573
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,680
I mean, it's not like I have it up here or anything.

574
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,519
I'm just kidding.

575
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:14,680
I don't have it up here.

576
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,799
He's gonna magically teleport right in front of you.

577
00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:23,799
And he's going to make his multi-attack swings

578
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,480
with his greataxe.

579
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,160
So he gets two greataxe swings at you there.

580
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,720
Yeah, so he's a swinger.

581
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,120
One is a crit 20.

582
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,160
The other is an 18.

583
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,880
So obviously the crit 20 will hit.

584
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:38,920
Yeah.

585
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,200
But the 18 will be deflected off of my armor.

586
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,400
Marvelous.

587
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,320
Good ass armor.

588
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,360
I gotta get me some of that armor.

589
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,480
Right.

590
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,640
You also need to make a constitution saving throw

591
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,880
there, Doc.

592
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,720
You're not my real mom.

593
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,720
15 plus two is 17.

594
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,240
17 will succeed.

595
00:23:59,279 --> 00:24:02,000
But you should have failed it, so now you're dead.

596
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:02,840
Sorry.

597
00:24:03,799 --> 00:24:07,519
26 slashing damage,

598
00:24:07,519 --> 00:24:11,279
and you succeeded on the constitution saving throw.

599
00:24:13,199 --> 00:24:14,480
So you only need to take.

600
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,039
26, that's it?

601
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,319
26.

602
00:24:17,319 --> 00:24:18,399
Okay.

603
00:24:18,399 --> 00:24:19,240
Yeah.

604
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,199
I wanted to have a character sheet,

605
00:24:20,199 --> 00:24:22,720
and then to be able to say 26, that's it.

606
00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:26,439
I can also say that with my character sheet.

607
00:24:26,439 --> 00:24:29,039
I know you can, Tom.

608
00:24:29,039 --> 00:24:31,679
We can't all be that awesome, though.

609
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,600
Barely only half of us can.

610
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,039
Black dragon circling ahead's turn.

611
00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:41,720
He is also going to let forth a bellowing roar

612
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,560
down upon everybody.

613
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,640
Are you sure he's not just singing Katy Perry's roar?

614
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,759
He is now.

615
00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:51,480
Must also make a wisdom saving throw

616
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,759
for this black dragon.

617
00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:55,600
You should probably bite his tongue and hold his breath.

618
00:24:59,000 --> 00:24:59,840
20.

619
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:00,680
So many rolls.

620
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,400
I got this one out of the park, Russ, 18.

621
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,720
I also got an 18.

622
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,320
So I'm only scared of the dragon.

623
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,840
Yeah, but did you have a minus one?

624
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:09,880
Oh, wow.

625
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:14,519
21 for the knight and 23 for the blue dragon.

626
00:25:14,519 --> 00:25:16,960
Well, nobody's frightened of this black dragon.

627
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,000
He just got blighted,

628
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,039
so he's not on the top of his game.

629
00:25:20,039 --> 00:25:21,000
He's feeling a little bad.

630
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,240
Okay, okay.

631
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,440
Two of the Mesalas are going to,

632
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,840
one is going to attack Thea,

633
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,759
one is going to attack Flint.

634
00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:33,920
Thea, you have, just right up in front of you,

635
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,160
one of these Mesalas, he's there,

636
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,279
teleported with his.

637
00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:38,319
I poke him in the eyes.

638
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:39,559
Smiling face.

639
00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:42,559
She takes her opportunity to attack.

640
00:25:42,559 --> 00:25:44,799
He lets out a shriek,

641
00:25:44,799 --> 00:25:48,400
but stabs you with his trident for a crit 20.

642
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,240
Jesus Christ.

643
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,240
How many crits are you rolling, Russ?

644
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,480
18, I'm just on.

645
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,799
God damn it.

646
00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:56,480
I'm the guy who usually rolls crits.

647
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,720
Which dice are those?

648
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,799
Ah, these are, these are.

649
00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:02,120
Nothing special dice.

650
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:02,960
They're nothing.

651
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,360
So you asked me,

652
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,440
you asked me if I'm rolling the dice you gave me,

653
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,720
but you're not using the dice I gave you.

654
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,279
I am rolling the dice you gave me.

655
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:11,120
It's true.

656
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,839
I just did not roll them on that turn.

657
00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:13,680
He's got it.

658
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,120
I've got four D20s in front of me

659
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,700
that I'm rotating through.

660
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,440
So yours will be on the next one, don't worry.

661
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,279
It'll be also a crit 20.

662
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:24,200
We're off the defensive, aren't we?

663
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,039
Yeah.

664
00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:27,039
Okay, so you're going to take a bunch of damage.

665
00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:30,240
I mean, I'm on your side.

666
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,079
That's the classic,

667
00:26:31,079 --> 00:26:33,440
I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.

668
00:26:34,639 --> 00:26:36,519
17 piercing damage.

669
00:26:36,519 --> 00:26:38,599
God damn it.

670
00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:43,599
And the other Mesoloth is going to fly over to Flint.

671
00:26:46,799 --> 00:26:49,559
And look, I'm rolling docks D20.

672
00:26:49,559 --> 00:26:51,399
Crit fail, here we go.

673
00:26:51,399 --> 00:26:53,119
I'm witnessing it.

674
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:54,119
It's a nat 20.

675
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:54,960
It is.

676
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:55,799
Look at that.

677
00:26:57,159 --> 00:27:01,639
Nat 20 and a, that's an 18.

678
00:27:01,639 --> 00:27:03,200
Am I being too mean to him tonight

679
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,279
and he's overcompensating by doing really well?

680
00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:06,240
It's entirely possible.

681
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,079
It must be.

682
00:27:08,399 --> 00:27:10,480
18 piercing damage to you, dude.

683
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,559
It's going to be interesting

684
00:27:11,559 --> 00:27:13,559
when Doc's the only person left alive

685
00:27:13,559 --> 00:27:15,599
and has to carry forward our podcast.

686
00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:21,359
Okay, so cult members eight through 15

687
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,680
are going to rush over to the dragon and the knight.

688
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,519
So the first four of those cult members

689
00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:31,200
are going to use their orb of dragon's breath,

690
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,720
which they pull forward and use on the dragon.

691
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:39,039
So the first orb of dragon's breath is an 11.

692
00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:41,000
There is a 24.

693
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,160
There is a, that sucks, 12 and an 18.

694
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,279
Against its, yeah.

695
00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:48,799
Sorry, against its AC.

696
00:27:48,799 --> 00:27:50,039
The 24 will hit.

697
00:27:50,039 --> 00:27:52,320
The rest of them in the words of a wise man,

698
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,640
get that shit out of here.

699
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,800
Is that Confucius?

700
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,080
Is that who said that?

701
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,800
I thought that was my grandpa.

702
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,200
Tom Benson from the Bros and Dragons podcast.

703
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,960
33 damage to your dragon there, Doc.

704
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,720
What kind of energy is that?

705
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,840
That's going to be acid damage there.

706
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,240
Okay.

707
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,800
And then the remaining cult members

708
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,480
are going to attack the knight

709
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,560
with their short swords.

710
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,240
So for their first strike, they get multi-attack as well.

711
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,560
So there's, 14's not going to hit.

712
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,040
Magic number's 20.

713
00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:27,119
Okay, so we got five total short sword attacks come in.

714
00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:31,399
The rest of the knight deflects and parries

715
00:28:31,399 --> 00:28:35,839
and has a good time doing 24 slashing damage there

716
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,159
at you, Doc.

717
00:28:37,159 --> 00:28:38,000
That's it?

718
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:41,519
Yeah, that's going to be it.

719
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:42,359
All right.

720
00:28:42,359 --> 00:28:43,440
Thaddeus is up.

721
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,359
He's just going to use his old war hammer

722
00:28:46,359 --> 00:28:48,759
because he's got a couple things right in front of him

723
00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:49,879
for a crit 20.

724
00:28:49,879 --> 00:28:50,879
Geez.

725
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,120
Man, Russ, you are crazy tonight.

726
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:53,960
I know.

727
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,680
Someone's going to die tonight.

728
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,640
He swings his war hammer down on the head

729
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,720
of one of the cult members and crushes its skull.

730
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,160
I was going to say, nothing's died recently, so.

731
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:09,160
And it falls goopily down to the deck.

732
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:10,520
I like that.

733
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,360
Nularaaaa, you're up.

734
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,480
Finally. Am I still frightened?

735
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,760
Do I just stay frightened

736
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,400
or how long is the effect of that?

737
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,840
One minute, so 10 rounds.

738
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,760
Okay, perfect.

739
00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:24,200
Totally still super frightened of the dragon

740
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,839
that appears to be on our side.

741
00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:27,400
Not frightened of the dragon

742
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,279
that's definitely trying to kill us, though.

743
00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:31,839
So I'm not sure how my brain's working.

744
00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:32,920
That's fine.

745
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,400
I am going to assume

746
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,079
there are still some cultists around me

747
00:29:36,079 --> 00:29:38,119
that I can just not face the dragon

748
00:29:38,119 --> 00:29:40,119
and still maybe kill some folks.

749
00:29:40,119 --> 00:29:40,960
Yeah, for sure. Great.

750
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,160
That's what I'm going to do with Flametongue.

751
00:29:44,839 --> 00:29:47,160
That is a 28.

752
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,559
28. Yeah, that'll hit.

753
00:29:51,399 --> 00:29:52,240
Oh my God.

754
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,079
These are the worst damage rolls

755
00:29:53,079 --> 00:29:55,480
that I could possibly roll. No, not again.

756
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,119
Are they ones?

757
00:29:57,119 --> 00:30:01,399
Two ones and a two plus two, so six.

758
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:03,759
Six damage on that first attack.

759
00:30:03,759 --> 00:30:08,240
And then second attack is a crit 20.

760
00:30:09,319 --> 00:30:10,720
Is it happening?

761
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,559
It's happening.

762
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:12,919
It's really exciting. I think it's happening.

763
00:30:12,919 --> 00:30:13,759
I feel it. I don't even know

764
00:30:13,759 --> 00:30:15,799
what happens when I get a crit 20.

765
00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:17,359
I think never happened before.

766
00:30:17,359 --> 00:30:18,279
Double damage.

767
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,240
Okay.

768
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,359
Oh yeah, double damage, but not bonuses.

769
00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:24,359
Is that real?

770
00:30:24,359 --> 00:30:26,399
Yeah, so your dice rolls are doubled,

771
00:30:26,399 --> 00:30:28,599
but your damage bonus stays the same.

772
00:30:28,599 --> 00:30:32,960
Okay, 15 for original damage.

773
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,440
14.

774
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,759
I missed Donnie last time

775
00:30:36,759 --> 00:30:38,119
because I always just forget he exists

776
00:30:38,119 --> 00:30:40,319
because I'm a terrible beast master.

777
00:30:40,319 --> 00:30:42,879
But after you tell me what happens,

778
00:30:42,879 --> 00:30:44,279
he's going to try and go.

779
00:30:44,279 --> 00:30:45,879
Yeah, you strike one of these cult members

780
00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:46,720
and it is dead.

781
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,680
Yay.

782
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,680
Okay, Donnie's going to try and sting,

783
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,720
sting one of the cultists.

784
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,880
Which is a 16.

785
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,720
Does he do it?

786
00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,559
Does he do it?

787
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,759
That'd be a hit for Donnie.

788
00:31:03,759 --> 00:31:04,600
Donnie.

789
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,279
So he gets three damage,

790
00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:07,600
cause it's just a little.

791
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:13,720
But the target has to succeed on a con saving throw.

792
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,839
Well, Donnie happened to strike one

793
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,880
that had taken a lightning bolt earlier.

794
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,000
Donnie with a killing blow.

795
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:21,840
So.

796
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:22,680
Is this Donnie's first kill?

797
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,600
Probably.

798
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,080
No, can't be.

799
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,640
No, I think it might be.

800
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,840
I mean, I know we fought a lot of Kobolds,

801
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,800
but I think this might be it.

802
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,640
Yeah.

803
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,480
Oh my God, I'm so proud of him.

804
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,400
Me too.

805
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,880
Oh, Donnie.

806
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,760
This is a big moment, you guys.

807
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,360
With that triumphant strike that Donnie gives,

808
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,920
it's the Knight's turn.

809
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,200
The Nikelith is still in front of me, correct?

810
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,200
Yes, yes he is.

811
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,040
Not for long.

812
00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:46,359
All right, here we go.

813
00:31:46,359 --> 00:31:48,680
With the great sword attack, first attack.

814
00:31:50,399 --> 00:31:52,559
18 plus eight is 26.

815
00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:53,399
That will hit.

816
00:31:57,399 --> 00:31:58,680
Oh, very nice.

817
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:00,799
I like the sound of his dice.

818
00:32:00,799 --> 00:32:02,319
I know, it's so good.

819
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:03,799
That's the Wyrmwood Tower.

820
00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:04,960
Thank you for Wyrmwood.

821
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,720
Go to Wyrmwood.gaming.com and use bros

822
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,639
as a checkout code and get free domestic shipping.

823
00:32:09,639 --> 00:32:10,639
All right, so.

824
00:32:10,639 --> 00:32:11,480
We're not domestic.

825
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,920
That means nothing to me.

826
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,039
Not in Canada.

827
00:32:14,039 --> 00:32:17,680
All right, so that'll be 16 on the first strike.

828
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,680
And the second one will be,

829
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,759
oh, look at this crit that I just rolled.

830
00:32:25,559 --> 00:32:27,759
And I actually have all the dice I need.

831
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:33,639
Oh, six, six, two, five.

832
00:32:33,639 --> 00:32:38,079
So 19 plus three is 23.

833
00:32:38,079 --> 00:32:39,359
Excuse me, 22.

834
00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:41,480
And I need a constitution saving roll

835
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,480
from that last hit.

836
00:32:44,039 --> 00:32:45,200
That's a 21.

837
00:32:46,119 --> 00:32:48,599
Oh, then he can cast next round.

838
00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:49,879
Great.

839
00:32:49,879 --> 00:32:52,799
And the Mesolath is gonna stab you there, Flint,

840
00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:55,960
with his trident.

841
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,519
Couple stabs with you.

842
00:32:57,519 --> 00:33:00,799
24 and a 13.

843
00:33:01,799 --> 00:33:04,639
The 24 hits, but not the 13.

844
00:33:04,639 --> 00:33:07,440
12 piercing damage to you, sir.

845
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,119
Blue Dragon's turn.

846
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,000
Blue Dragon is gonna go ahead

847
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,559
and help me out with this Nikoloth.

848
00:33:15,559 --> 00:33:16,400
Sure.

849
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,759
That's gonna be a bite and two claws.

850
00:33:18,759 --> 00:33:22,039
The bite will be 19 to hit.

851
00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:23,640
19 will hit.

852
00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:28,160
Nine piercing damage.

853
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,119
Okay.

854
00:33:29,119 --> 00:33:29,960
First claw.

855
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,319
14, 21 to hit.

856
00:33:34,319 --> 00:33:35,160
I'm sure that's still.

857
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,000
Yep.

858
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,079
But only five slashing damage.

859
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:45,080
And the last claw is, believe it or not, another crit.

860
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,600
Just critting all over the place.

861
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,560
Rolls with his dice tonight.

862
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,320
Hey, Amy, my dice work.

863
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,920
What's up with you?

864
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,680
I don't need to roll.

865
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,400
I don't know to what you are referring.

866
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,600
That'll be another 13 damage.

867
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,640
Okay.

868
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,680
And then, am I assuming that the,

869
00:34:11,079 --> 00:34:16,079
Nularaaaa and Flint are spread out like circling?

870
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:21,279
Thea is still on the broken ship.

871
00:34:21,279 --> 00:34:24,799
Nularaaaa is in front of the ship facing away from you

872
00:34:24,799 --> 00:34:26,480
and what's happening with you.

873
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,799
And Flint is off to the left,

874
00:34:29,799 --> 00:34:33,400
your right of the ship also facing away from you.

875
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,239
Okay.

876
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:38,679
Then the dragon will fly up using its movement

877
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:42,480
and land on the edge of the ship between the three of them

878
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,119
to make sure if they're being attacked by frightened cultists

879
00:34:45,119 --> 00:34:47,159
that they would have to roll at disadvantage.

880
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:48,000
Of course.

881
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,079
All right.

882
00:34:50,079 --> 00:34:50,919
Smart.

883
00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:54,879
Okay, Flint, you're up.

884
00:34:56,839 --> 00:34:59,599
So there's a Nikeloth that's on me.

885
00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:00,599
Is that correct?

886
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,319
You've got a Meseloth on you, not a Nikeloth.

887
00:35:03,319 --> 00:35:05,759
Yeah, there's only one Nikeloth and it's on the knight.

888
00:35:05,759 --> 00:35:06,599
Excellent.

889
00:35:06,599 --> 00:35:08,960
We'll take a swing at this Meseloth then.

890
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,519
That is a 19.

891
00:35:12,519 --> 00:35:13,480
19 will hit.

892
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,880
Seven, 11 to 18, so 20 damage on that one.

893
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:22,360
Okay.

894
00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:25,639
And Muzzle will go for a round two.

895
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,719
That's a crit 20.

896
00:35:28,839 --> 00:35:31,960
37 plus two is 39 damage.

897
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:32,799
Beauty.

898
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,400
Pew.

899
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,240
Oh, my.

900
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:39,240
In a second strong swipe,

901
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:43,280
you strike through this cockroach looking Meseloth

902
00:35:44,519 --> 00:35:46,600
and it falls to the ground dead as well.

903
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,920
Do you have any sort of fun catchphrase

904
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,960
that you say when you kill him?

905
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,720
Here's looking at you.

906
00:35:55,519 --> 00:35:56,960
So you're like toasting him?

907
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,760
Are you guys having martinis?

908
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,120
I mean, I always fight with a martini in one hand,

909
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:01,960
don't you?

910
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,000
Yeah, no, I'm fancy.

911
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,160
Russ, I'm gonna throw a little healing surge my way.

912
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,680
Yeah, sure.

913
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,640
All right, eight.

914
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,000
Add that back in.

915
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,600
Doc, house rule, we do healing surges.

916
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,120
You can use as a bonus action.

917
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,240
You can just use a hit die plus con if you so desire.

918
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,960
Oh, plus con, I forgot about that.

919
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:23,800
Add informal.

920
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,960
Sounds like a plan, yay.

921
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,080
Thanks for the refresher, Russ.

922
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,400
Yeah, everybody knows how to play the game.

923
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,320
Thea, you're up.

924
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,680
I'm going to, I'm just gonna try something.

925
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:40,680
I'm going to cast gay ass.

926
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:41,720
Gesh.

927
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,200
That's what I said.

928
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,120
Gesh, you told me I could say it however I want.

929
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,280
You can say it however you want.

930
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,800
No, it's fine, it's gesh.

931
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,760
Anyway, I'm gonna place a magical command

932
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,680
on the black dragon above me

933
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,400
and try to force it to carry out my bidding.

934
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,240
Okay.

935
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:05,960
He sounds confident you can achieve that.

936
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,360
I hate you.

937
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,639
I hate you right now.

938
00:37:08,639 --> 00:37:10,200
If not now, when?

939
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,320
Naked wisdom saving throw.

940
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,119
Okay, I just gotta get to the page

941
00:37:14,119 --> 00:37:16,720
so I know which wisdom I'm gonna do.

942
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,160
Minus seven, probably.

943
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,119
Right, I'm pretty sure a dragon has minus seven wisdom.

944
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,920
That is gonna be a 16.

945
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,920
Hold on a second.

946
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,519
Oh, it's not good enough.

947
00:37:30,519 --> 00:37:31,480
However.

948
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,320
Oh my god.

949
00:37:34,599 --> 00:37:36,440
Legendary resistance.

950
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:40,559
Legendary resistance, which all the dragons have.

951
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,840
It's just gonna succeed.

952
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:42,840
Punch you.

953
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,440
I mean, this came up last dragon battle you had.

954
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,639
That was like eight years ago, Russ.

955
00:37:47,639 --> 00:37:50,480
It was two episodes ago.

956
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,039
You fought a sock dragon.

957
00:37:52,039 --> 00:37:54,240
Yeah, like eight years ago.

958
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,119
Okay, well, I'd like to take that back then.

959
00:37:56,159 --> 00:37:57,400
I don't wanna do that.

960
00:37:59,799 --> 00:38:01,279
She didn't take your hand off the page.

961
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,759
She can go back, it's okay.

962
00:38:02,759 --> 00:38:03,719
Well, that's it.

963
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:04,559
Yeah, okay.

964
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:05,400
Yeah, that's it.

965
00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:08,000
Fuck.

966
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,440
So.

967
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,319
I'm not mad or anything, I'm just disappointed.

968
00:38:11,319 --> 00:38:12,159
Yeah, that's fair.

969
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:13,799
If you could mutter a little clearer

970
00:38:13,799 --> 00:38:16,799
into the microphone, Amy, I'd appreciate that.

971
00:38:16,799 --> 00:38:18,039
God damn it.

972
00:38:18,039 --> 00:38:18,880
Is that better?

973
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:19,839
Yeah, that's much better.

974
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:22,440
So you're looking around to all these bad things

975
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,359
that are happening, clearly not to you,

976
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,760
but if you counted them out,

977
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,680
five of the cult members seem to draw in a level of energy

978
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,039
and their short swords begin to glow.

979
00:38:34,039 --> 00:38:36,480
And two of them is their turn.

980
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,599
One hops up onto the deck

981
00:38:38,599 --> 00:38:42,039
and goes to attack Thea with his short sword.

982
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,039
Disadvantage.

983
00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:46,440
With disadvantage.

984
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,160
So the first one is going to be a 20, not critical.

985
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,720
Second one is going to be a 13.

986
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,680
The 20 will hit.

987
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,720
The 20 will hit.

988
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,120
So you're gonna take nine piercing damage plus.

989
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,519
Four glowing damage.

990
00:39:05,519 --> 00:39:10,519
12 glowing damage, which so happens to be a fire,

991
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:14,039
fire damage from its glowing sword.

992
00:39:14,039 --> 00:39:17,039
The other one is on Flint.

993
00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:19,240
And Flint is going to,

994
00:39:20,599 --> 00:39:22,400
that was a seven.

995
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,519
Solid.

996
00:39:23,559 --> 00:39:25,440
With disadvantage.

997
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,840
That's gonna be a 14 on its first strike

998
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,759
and a 16 on its second strike.

999
00:39:31,759 --> 00:39:32,920
There was a critical in there too.

1000
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,039
Neither are good enough.

1001
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:35,880
Thanks, Doc.

1002
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,639
Two other cult members are rushing Nulara.

1003
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,880
Are they, are they feared from the dragon?

1004
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,719
Cause they can't rush.

1005
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:44,559
Oh, right.

1006
00:39:44,559 --> 00:39:46,559
They can't rush that's towards the dragon.

1007
00:39:46,559 --> 00:39:48,000
To be, yeah.

1008
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,039
So they just, they're gonna run towards the knight

1009
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,719
because he's not where the dragon is.

1010
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,920
I love it when Doc's on our podcast.

1011
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,759
It's the best.

1012
00:39:56,759 --> 00:39:57,599
Right?

1013
00:39:57,599 --> 00:39:58,719
I'd be dead by now, I'm sure.

1014
00:39:58,719 --> 00:39:59,559
Yep.

1015
00:39:59,559 --> 00:40:01,480
Guys, we need to read the rules more.

1016
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,800
So yeah, seeing the dragon,

1017
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,239
they turn around and bolt towards this knight.

1018
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,920
I actually love that you guys think

1019
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,119
this is the only trick I have up my sleeve.

1020
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:12,960
Oh dude.

1021
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,360
They're not gonna hit, they're not gonna hit you.

1022
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,800
They just run towards you

1023
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,080
and kind of throw their swords in the air

1024
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,720
and scream for Tiamat.

1025
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,640
But stop directly in front of you

1026
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,039
when they realize that they didn't do anything.

1027
00:40:32,039 --> 00:40:34,080
The nightcloth's turn.

1028
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,480
Yeah, so it's going to,

1029
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,800
it's just gonna multi-attack you.

1030
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,840
So that's gonna be a 14.

1031
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,519
That's not gonna hit for the first,

1032
00:40:42,519 --> 00:40:43,360
oh, these guys don't have

1033
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,280
to roll with disadvantage, do they?

1034
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,120
No, they do not.

1035
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,760
So what was your higher number?

1036
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,600
Neither of them.

1037
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,159
Yeah, it was like a 15.

1038
00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:56,000
So it's just gonna magically teleport away.

1039
00:40:59,839 --> 00:41:02,039
And this one wasn't actually afraid anyway.

1040
00:41:02,039 --> 00:41:04,239
So it's gonna teleport back to the ship.

1041
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:05,440
Feel like a lot of things

1042
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,039
are coming back to the ship.

1043
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,920
Thea doesn't feel safe here anymore.

1044
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,159
Meseloth, who is afraid of the dragon,

1045
00:41:13,159 --> 00:41:17,759
teleports over to the knight

1046
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:22,320
and it's going to cast cloud kill on the knight.

1047
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,280
So it creates a 20-foot radius sphere

1048
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,880
of poisonous yellow-green fog

1049
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,280
centered on the knight itself,

1050
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,040
the Constitution's saving throw.

1051
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,040
19. I'm sorry,

1052
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,640
but doesn't he also have two idiots

1053
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,360
that have stopped directly in front of him

1054
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,640
that are probably also-

1055
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,920
Yeah, they're gonna take it as well.

1056
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,760
Oh, are they?

1057
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,400
Yeah, there's a whole bunch of cultists

1058
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,240
around them as well.

1059
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,160
They're gonna have to take this.

1060
00:41:46,159 --> 00:41:48,039
This Meseloth, that can give a shit about no one.

1061
00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:50,000
You don't give a fuck.

1062
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:53,559
You've been hanging out

1063
00:41:53,559 --> 00:41:55,559
with the bros and dragons guys too much.

1064
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,839
So those that have succeeded

1065
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,039
take half a 24 damage at you there.

1066
00:42:06,039 --> 00:42:06,920
Poison is-

1067
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,759
12.

1068
00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:09,079
Is 12, yeah.

1069
00:42:09,079 --> 00:42:13,519
Oh no, it is so scary over here.

1070
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,400
And then something just shows up

1071
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,199
and kills Doc's character.

1072
00:42:19,199 --> 00:42:20,039
No more for you.

1073
00:42:20,039 --> 00:42:20,880
Wow.

1074
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:21,719
What a twist.

1075
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:22,559
I'm taunting the DM

1076
00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:24,079
because I want everything to come at me

1077
00:42:24,079 --> 00:42:26,840
and you guys should just kill them from the rear.

1078
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:27,679
Dirty.

1079
00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:30,079
However you want to take that is on you, not me.

1080
00:42:30,079 --> 00:42:31,559
Bia only takes it one way.

1081
00:42:33,199 --> 00:42:35,079
Which is every way she can.

1082
00:42:35,079 --> 00:42:36,920
Killed one of its cultists.

1083
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,000
Okay, so some of the cultists die.

1084
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,039
So this isn't really working out well

1085
00:42:43,039 --> 00:42:44,920
for me trying to kill Doc.

1086
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,360
No, you're just killing your own people.

1087
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,559
Yeah.

1088
00:42:47,559 --> 00:42:49,239
Or the Meseloth is killing its own people.

1089
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:50,559
The black dragon's gonna try

1090
00:42:50,559 --> 00:42:52,880
and recharge its fire breath and it does.

1091
00:42:54,679 --> 00:42:56,440
Or its breath weapon rather.

1092
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,559
So it's gonna shoot down.

1093
00:42:58,559 --> 00:43:00,119
Oh fuck, I had to surround Doc,

1094
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,079
that's what I had to do.

1095
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:03,360
But you didn't.

1096
00:43:04,679 --> 00:43:06,440
This dragon doesn't give a fuck.

1097
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,000
He's just there just to drop people off.

1098
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,440
I think the dragon knight just starts singing,

1099
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,400
I came in like a wrecking ball.

1100
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,679
And it shoots its acid breath weapon down.

1101
00:43:16,679 --> 00:43:17,880
It's you there, knight.

1102
00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:22,480
Dexterity saving throw.

1103
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,400
What's a crit 20 gonna do me for you?

1104
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,639
Nothing, nothing.

1105
00:43:25,639 --> 00:43:27,519
You jerk face, 22.

1106
00:43:27,519 --> 00:43:28,679
What do you mean jerk face?

1107
00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:29,960
It's a tournament of endearment.

1108
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,519
It's an American thing, don't worry about it.

1109
00:43:31,519 --> 00:43:33,039
Sure.

1110
00:43:33,039 --> 00:43:36,400
So you're taking half a 54 there, knight.

1111
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,200
So it's gonna be 27.

1112
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,519
Finally.

1113
00:43:40,519 --> 00:43:43,480
But yeah, in crossfire also kills a couple cultists.

1114
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,840
There's also a mesolith there, I'm just saying.

1115
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,559
He takes some damage too.

1116
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:50,199
It's Thaddeus's turn

1117
00:43:50,199 --> 00:43:53,759
and he's gonna cast Cure Wounds on Thea.

1118
00:43:53,759 --> 00:43:57,599
Oh, oh, I give him eyes.

1119
00:43:57,599 --> 00:43:59,000
You know, bedroom eyes.

1120
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,559
Thaddeus didn't get it.

1121
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,480
Things I don't like hearing Tom say, Tom.

1122
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,199
Goodness gracious.

1123
00:44:11,519 --> 00:44:16,039
So he's gonna cast that at a higher level, fourth level.

1124
00:44:16,039 --> 00:44:17,199
Fourth level.

1125
00:44:17,199 --> 00:44:18,039
So you're gonna get that.

1126
00:44:18,039 --> 00:44:20,280
See, he's feeling all hot under the collar.

1127
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:24,639
25 points back and then he's going to go check on Grancis

1128
00:44:24,639 --> 00:44:28,400
he sees that he has not moved in a while.

1129
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,239
Maybe he wants to go check on that.

1130
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,679
Not one of us has checked on Grancis.

1131
00:44:31,679 --> 00:44:33,239
We've been a little busy.

1132
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:34,079
It's true.

1133
00:44:34,079 --> 00:44:35,400
It's true.

1134
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,440
Nulara, you're up.

1135
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,280
Yay.

1136
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,240
What's near me now?

1137
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:45,280
Bunch of things have died since this is my turn last.

1138
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,480
Everything's dead or on the night.

1139
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,840
So what is on you?

1140
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,840
You've got one of the cult of the dragon guys

1141
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,960
with the glowy swords in direct vicinity to you.

1142
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,360
And that's probably the only guy.

1143
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:01,440
Great, let's start there.

1144
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,400
Within immediate concern.

1145
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,760
Yep.

1146
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,680
Well, that was not good.

1147
00:45:06,679 --> 00:45:08,440
Well, 14.

1148
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,799
14, build that guy.

1149
00:45:10,799 --> 00:45:13,599
14 will not hit.

1150
00:45:13,599 --> 00:45:15,039
Okay, I'll try again.

1151
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:18,759
13, how about a 13?

1152
00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:20,000
A 13.

1153
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:20,839
13?

1154
00:45:20,839 --> 00:45:21,679
No.

1155
00:45:21,679 --> 00:45:22,879
13's still not gonna hit.

1156
00:45:22,879 --> 00:45:24,199
Well, this didn't go well.

1157
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:26,919
That was a very short, sad turn.

1158
00:45:26,919 --> 00:45:28,079
Come on, Donnie.

1159
00:45:28,079 --> 00:45:30,159
Did he flip him off for like, do the like?

1160
00:45:30,159 --> 00:45:31,519
Donnie's gonna do something amazing.

1161
00:45:31,519 --> 00:45:33,359
Donnie is not gonna do something amazing

1162
00:45:33,359 --> 00:45:36,039
because he also rolled a 14.

1163
00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:37,639
I guess we're just tired.

1164
00:45:37,639 --> 00:45:39,480
This is a tiring fight.

1165
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,440
He wants to be just like you.

1166
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,199
Okay, well, that was real fun.

1167
00:45:42,199 --> 00:45:43,719
Thanks, thanks guys.

1168
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:44,719
I'll just be over here.

1169
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:46,159
Night, you're up.

1170
00:45:46,159 --> 00:45:47,920
We waited a long time for that.

1171
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,960
I am going to try to kill

1172
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,320
this ugly looking Mesoloth in front of me.

1173
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,400
Yeah, seems fair.

1174
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,480
26 to hit.

1175
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,320
Yep.

1176
00:45:59,199 --> 00:46:00,719
14.

1177
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,559
Okay.

1178
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:04,199
And second, 24.

1179
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,039
For 11 points of slashing.

1180
00:46:10,519 --> 00:46:11,639
Okay.

1181
00:46:11,639 --> 00:46:14,800
And a constitution saving roll, please.

1182
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,320
Oh, that's not gonna succeed.

1183
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,039
Nope, I'm not even gonna look up the modifier.

1184
00:46:19,039 --> 00:46:20,079
It doesn't succeed.

1185
00:46:21,199 --> 00:46:23,320
That target cannot cast any spells

1186
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,000
until the end of its next turn.

1187
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,800
Sounds good, blue dragon.

1188
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,960
The dragon will start murmuring

1189
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,320
in a deep, thunderous voice,

1190
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:35,199
and then all of a sudden four blue dragons are there.

1191
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,280
They cast mirror image on itself.

1192
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,120
Ninzah.

1193
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,160
Flint, you're up.

1194
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,600
Four blue dragons.

1195
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,560
But they're all still behind me, right?

1196
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,760
They're all still behind you.

1197
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,360
Perfect.

1198
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,360
How many glowy sword motherfuckers are in front of me?

1199
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,600
You got one of them.

1200
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,360
Oh, yeah.

1201
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,320
There's one there, two there, one there.

1202
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,680
Yeah, one of them is on you.

1203
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,320
All right, I'm taking them out.

1204
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,280
It's a grit 20.

1205
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,800
That will hit.

1206
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,080
Mathematically speaking, tonight should not have happened.

1207
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:11,920
No.

1208
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,600
So 26 damage on that first attack.

1209
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,440
Yep.

1210
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,960
And 17.

1211
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,040
17 will also hit, yep.

1212
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:21,880
Okay.

1213
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,519
10, eight and two is 20.

1214
00:47:26,519 --> 00:47:27,360
Thea, you're up.

1215
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,519
Ah, it's me.

1216
00:47:28,519 --> 00:47:30,680
Wait, that dude's still alive?

1217
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:31,519
Oh, yeah.

1218
00:47:31,519 --> 00:47:32,600
Huh, all right.

1219
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,240
Oh, look who's full of himself.

1220
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,000
I'm gonna try to kill someone this turn

1221
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,160
and I'm disappointed.

1222
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,440
Well, I mean, previous cultists

1223
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,840
fell to very similar damage, so.

1224
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,640
Yeah, maybe they're different.

1225
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,480
Who knows?

1226
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,880
Okay, I need to do something

1227
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,120
because I totally flopped last time.

1228
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:55,640
And I might flop again this time, but we will see.

1229
00:47:55,640 --> 00:48:00,000
So I'm going to take my long bow.

1230
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,000
I am going to take one of the two dragon arrows I have.

1231
00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:10,920
Is this your oath bow?

1232
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,239
Yeah, it's my oath bow.

1233
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,159
Sorry, I said long bow, I meant oath bow.

1234
00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:21,159
And I'm going to say that this dragon is my sworn foe.

1235
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,840
There's actually something you need to say.

1236
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,800
Oh my God, okay, fine, I'll say it.

1237
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:32,800
I say swift death to those who have wronged me.

1238
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:39,600
And then I'm also going to cast Searing Smite

1239
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:47,400
on the arrow, which is going to add an extra 1d6

1240
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:49,840
fire damage.

1241
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,480
Isn't that a melee thing?

1242
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,280
Oh, yeah, fine, I won't do that.

1243
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,680
Always spoiling things, Russ.

1244
00:48:56,679 --> 00:49:01,319
I know, but cool overrule, is that not a?

1245
00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:04,000
No, it's fine.

1246
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,279
No, it's fine.

1247
00:49:05,279 --> 00:49:09,879
Okay, so with my oath bow, I'm going to try modern dust.

1248
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,719
That means I have to roll, prepare yourself, Doc,

1249
00:49:15,839 --> 00:49:17,839
to see if I can do this.

1250
00:49:17,839 --> 00:49:20,199
Also, I can't remember for the life of me

1251
00:49:20,199 --> 00:49:22,000
what that dragon arrow does

1252
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,879
because I didn't write it down,

1253
00:49:22,879 --> 00:49:25,119
so you're going to have to help me out.

1254
00:49:25,159 --> 00:49:27,599
It is a 19.

1255
00:49:27,599 --> 00:49:32,039
19 just hits the dragon.

1256
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,839
Okay, so it's 3d6 plus.

1257
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,239
A million.

1258
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:44,559
What, plus something having to do with the dragon arrow?

1259
00:49:44,559 --> 00:49:46,639
Okay, so it's 15 damage,

1260
00:49:46,639 --> 00:49:48,480
which is just like the pokey kind.

1261
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,319
Yeah.

1262
00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:51,400
Officially speaking, the pokey kind.

1263
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,639
Yes, it's the technical term, right?

1264
00:49:54,639 --> 00:49:55,839
We know how to play.

1265
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,799
We're so good at the rules, guys.

1266
00:49:58,799 --> 00:50:01,920
Oh my god, so good at the rules.

1267
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,239
Dragon takes 6d10 extra damage

1268
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:08,119
on a failed constitution saving throw.

1269
00:50:08,119 --> 00:50:09,519
Okay, make a constitution saving throw.

1270
00:50:09,519 --> 00:50:11,239
Does he take half that damage?

1271
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:12,559
Legendary resistance,

1272
00:50:12,559 --> 00:50:14,599
as he's going to save that.

1273
00:50:14,599 --> 00:50:17,359
Well then what the fuck is it a dragon slaying arrow for

1274
00:50:17,359 --> 00:50:19,639
if dragons have legendary resistance?

1275
00:50:21,039 --> 00:50:22,239
She's got you there, Russ.

1276
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:23,079
She's got me there.

1277
00:50:23,079 --> 00:50:24,599
Explain it to me.

1278
00:50:25,519 --> 00:50:26,360
They only have three?

1279
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,199
That's a good thing.

1280
00:50:27,199 --> 00:50:28,519
Yeah, so eventually they run out

1281
00:50:28,519 --> 00:50:30,119
and then you use your stuff

1282
00:50:30,119 --> 00:50:31,960
that requires them to save.

1283
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:36,400
But I mean, it's still gonna take half of your 6d10s, so.

1284
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,759
Good, well it takes 15 of my pokey next.

1285
00:50:38,759 --> 00:50:39,599
Yeah.

1286
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,360
36.

1287
00:50:42,639 --> 00:50:43,480
Half of 36?

1288
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,799
Half of 36.

1289
00:50:45,799 --> 00:50:47,039
Plus my 15 pokey.

1290
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,239
Yeah, I got your 15 pokey.

1291
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:50,079
Okay, just making sure.

1292
00:50:50,079 --> 00:50:51,839
Don't you dare forget the pokey.

1293
00:50:51,839 --> 00:50:54,079
This is the most damage I've rolled.

1294
00:50:54,079 --> 00:50:54,920
In a while.

1295
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:55,759
Why?

1296
00:50:55,759 --> 00:50:58,039
I mean, the arrow actually hit.

1297
00:50:58,039 --> 00:51:01,039
So that Nikoloth, he's on the ship in front of you.

1298
00:51:01,039 --> 00:51:01,880
It's okay.

1299
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:02,719
He doesn't like that.

1300
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:03,960
But likes what the dragon did.

1301
00:51:05,079 --> 00:51:07,559
So it too is gonna cast mirror image,

1302
00:51:07,559 --> 00:51:09,679
not stealing anybody's ideas.

1303
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,440
Wait, I thought this thing couldn't cast,

1304
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,279
oh, it'll see the other one.

1305
00:51:14,279 --> 00:51:16,279
No, that's the Mesoloth on the night.

1306
00:51:16,279 --> 00:51:17,319
Gotcha.

1307
00:51:17,319 --> 00:51:20,239
So now there are a whole bunch of dragons

1308
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:23,400
and seemingly a whole bunch of Nikoloths

1309
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,400
right in front of you.

1310
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,559
May I ask a question?

1311
00:51:25,559 --> 00:51:27,599
You can ask all the questions.

1312
00:51:27,599 --> 00:51:29,840
So with the Nikoloths is, okay,

1313
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,200
is this like a situation where one of them

1314
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,280
is the real one?

1315
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,200
Yeah.

1316
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,079
Yes, you'll have to roll a D20

1317
00:51:37,079 --> 00:51:38,320
if you physically attack it.

1318
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,039
To figure out which one of it it hits.

1319
00:51:41,039 --> 00:51:41,880
Yeah.

1320
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:42,720
And if it hits the wrong one,

1321
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,320
he doesn't take any damage?

1322
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:45,360
If it hits the wrong one,

1323
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,280
one of the mirror images just disappears.

1324
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,119
Disappears.

1325
00:51:48,119 --> 00:51:50,119
Okay, so it's okay.

1326
00:51:50,119 --> 00:51:52,079
Okay, so Nikoloth cast mirror image

1327
00:51:52,079 --> 00:51:55,599
is a whole bunch of Nikoloths on the deck

1328
00:51:55,599 --> 00:51:57,840
of the destroyed ship.

1329
00:51:59,079 --> 00:52:02,039
The Mesoloth, the final standing Mesoloth,

1330
00:52:02,039 --> 00:52:03,079
can't cast anything,

1331
00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:04,679
but is going to attack the knight

1332
00:52:04,679 --> 00:52:06,440
with its pokey trident.

1333
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:07,719
Hey, that's my word.

1334
00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:10,719
With its sticky trident.

1335
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,519
Ew, why is it sticky?

1336
00:52:12,519 --> 00:52:13,360
Yeah, gross.

1337
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:18,000
So I'm gonna die of sepsis if I don't die in the fight.

1338
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,159
Oh, 100%, yeah.

1339
00:52:20,199 --> 00:52:23,639
So it's trident strikes for a 24,

1340
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:26,119
followed by its claws for a 21,

1341
00:52:26,119 --> 00:52:28,799
so nine and seven piercing and slashing.

1342
00:52:28,799 --> 00:52:29,639
Okay.

1343
00:52:29,639 --> 00:52:32,399
Blood is now flowing from underneath the armor,

1344
00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:34,839
but the knight is still standing valiantly.

1345
00:52:34,839 --> 00:52:35,679
I like it.

1346
00:52:35,679 --> 00:52:37,599
It's the black dragon's turn

1347
00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:40,079
who does not recharge its breath weapon,

1348
00:52:40,079 --> 00:52:43,079
but having taken an arrow of dragon slaying says,

1349
00:52:43,079 --> 00:52:45,440
oh, fuck this.

1350
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,559
And he flies away, leaving his.

1351
00:52:47,559 --> 00:52:49,679
Dragon's got a hilarious voice.

1352
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,560
He doesn't like it.

1353
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,560
Yeah, should've talked to him more.

1354
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,080
He started fighting us.

1355
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,800
We didn't have the chance to talk to him.

1356
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,040
And he begins to fly away.

1357
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,400
So the two cult members on the knight,

1358
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,400
it's their turn,

1359
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,080
and they swing their swords at the knight.

1360
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,800
It's one of the members, Ian Asprey.

1361
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,280
Who's that?

1362
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,200
He's the lead singer of the cult.

1363
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,760
Oh, yeah, sorry.

1364
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,560
One of them has something to say.

1365
00:53:18,599 --> 00:53:20,799
He yells out.

1366
00:53:20,799 --> 00:53:24,199
He's just like, you know, we came in strong,

1367
00:53:24,199 --> 00:53:25,840
and then it really just.

1368
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:26,679
Is he yelling this?

1369
00:53:26,679 --> 00:53:27,639
Yeah, yeah.

1370
00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:30,199
It really just took a turn,

1371
00:53:30,199 --> 00:53:31,599
and I wish it would've gone better.

1372
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:35,320
No, he says, screaming out to the ether,

1373
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:38,400
he says, the masks are joined.

1374
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,599
The call has sounded.

1375
00:53:40,599 --> 00:53:43,920
Soon the gates of the nine hells shall swing wide,

1376
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,360
and she shall return,

1377
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,360
striking its swords.

1378
00:53:50,599 --> 00:53:51,599
Sword swings.

1379
00:53:51,599 --> 00:53:53,519
There's a 20, not critical,

1380
00:53:53,519 --> 00:53:55,519
and the other one strikes as well,

1381
00:53:55,519 --> 00:53:58,120
for a 25 and a 26.

1382
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,320
Who are they striking?

1383
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,160
The knight.

1384
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,599
Oh. The knight.

1385
00:54:01,599 --> 00:54:03,920
Look at all these ones.

1386
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:04,840
That's not good.

1387
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,240
Yeah, it's perfect.

1388
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:09,840
What do you mean, it's not good?

1389
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:10,680
So that's three.

1390
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:11,960
So for the first one that hits,

1391
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,000
that's three,

1392
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,360
and eight.

1393
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:17,719
No, not, yeah, three.

1394
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:18,960
Three and eight.

1395
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:23,320
So that's 11 for the first one.

1396
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,599
Then that's going to be,

1397
00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:28,159
so 15 for the second one,

1398
00:54:28,159 --> 00:54:29,880
23 for the third one.

1399
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:31,719
Oh, shoot.

1400
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:33,079
Okay.

1401
00:54:33,079 --> 00:54:34,199
Uh-oh.

1402
00:54:34,199 --> 00:54:35,920
Well, since Russ is just picking on me,

1403
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,400
I'm down to three hit points.

1404
00:54:38,639 --> 00:54:39,480
Oh, dear.

1405
00:54:41,119 --> 00:54:42,800
Did say someone is gonna die tonight.

1406
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,600
I didn't think it'd be you.

1407
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:49,240
Thaddeus is busy tending to Grancis.

1408
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,680
Nularaaaa, it's your turn.

1409
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,120
Yay.

1410
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,760
Yay, I wanna have a turn.

1411
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,880
Is there still a cultist by me?

1412
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,120
Is there still anything by me?

1413
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:01,400
What can I hit with my sword?

1414
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:02,840
Yeah, there's a cultist right beside you

1415
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,000
that you were trying to hit previously.

1416
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,519
Great, that's a 17.

1417
00:55:06,519 --> 00:55:07,600
Does that hit?

1418
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:09,280
Yeah.

1419
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,720
Yay. Yeah.

1420
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,360
Okay, it's 10 damage on that one.

1421
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,040
I'm going to attack again.

1422
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:19,280
That is awesome. Do it, murder him.

1423
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,600
17, so that is two.

1424
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,320
Not murder if it's justified.

1425
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,040
16 damage on that one.

1426
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:32,040
Donnie's gonna swoop in for an attempted chomping.

1427
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,240
That's a 16 from Donnie.

1428
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:38,240
16?

1429
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:39,880
16, yeah, 16 is good.

1430
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:40,720
What's up?

1431
00:55:41,599 --> 00:55:42,840
He's doing the best tonight.

1432
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,920
He is doing the best.

1433
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,400
He got six damage on that one,

1434
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:50,720
which is the max amount he can get,

1435
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:53,880
and then a con saving throw for that guy.

1436
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,240
That's an eight.

1437
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:59,079
Donnie's having the best night of his whole life

1438
00:55:59,079 --> 00:56:03,960
because that means that he has poisoned him,

1439
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,960
so now he is unconscious.

1440
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:06,800
Way to go, Donnie.

1441
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:10,120
Okay, so I will mark that down, unconscious,

1442
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,320
until he is aroused.

1443
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,160
For what?

1444
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,960
For frozen, whoa.

1445
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,280
He's having a very provocative dream

1446
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,800
and he just wakes up.

1447
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,880
Holy moly.

1448
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,280
And Thea's here, so keep your weapons strong.

1449
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,840
Thea goes nowhere near him.

1450
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:34,840
One hour, or one hour.

1451
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:35,920
All right.

1452
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,200
Give him at least an hour to get aroused.

1453
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,360
This is not worth it.

1454
00:56:39,599 --> 00:56:40,440
Night, you're up.

1455
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,720
Standing true, but now having blood

1456
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,320
coming from underneath his armor,

1457
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,280
and it's gushing now.

1458
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,440
The blue dragon will hear his call.

1459
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,400
Is it my turn or his?

1460
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,599
I think it's his turn, isn't it?

1461
00:56:51,599 --> 00:56:52,440
It's the night's.

1462
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,920
Yeah, blue dragon comes after.

1463
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:54,920
Oh, well good.

1464
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:57,400
And maybe the night doesn't need the dragon

1465
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,240
to come over.

1466
00:57:00,039 --> 00:57:01,400
Critical.

1467
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,240
Marvelous.

1468
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:07,240
So first strike will be 22 points of damage.

1469
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,080
Okay.

1470
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,680
My second strike, not a critical,

1471
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,560
but still a good 19.

1472
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:13,400
Yeah.

1473
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:14,240
Nice.

1474
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:15,720
For another 15 points of damage,

1475
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:19,160
and I need a con saving roll from that Mesilov.

1476
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,640
Sorry, the Mesilov is dead.

1477
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:21,880
It's gone.

1478
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,280
Oh, on the first or second strike?

1479
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,840
On the second strike.

1480
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:25,680
Gosh darn it.

1481
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:26,520
Yeah.

1482
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,080
And yeah, I'm going to graciously

1483
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,440
take that healing surge.

1484
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:30,480
Yeah, for sure.

1485
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,920
And then it's your dragon strike.

1486
00:57:32,559 --> 00:57:33,400
Dragon's turn, once you've done that.

1487
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:38,400
And he, sensing my hurt, will fly over,

1488
00:57:38,559 --> 00:57:40,760
away from home, leaving them undefended,

1489
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,840
but will land and has recharged

1490
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,280
his breath weapon a while ago,

1491
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:46,639
but I was holding on to it.

1492
00:57:46,639 --> 00:57:49,000
And he will lightning the other,

1493
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,599
I think two cultists that are on me?

1494
00:57:50,599 --> 00:57:51,920
Yep.

1495
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,720
So a dexterity saving roll.

1496
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,360
Seven and a 17.

1497
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,720
The 17 will make it.

1498
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:06,560
For half, 23 lightning,

1499
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,800
and half will be what, 21?

1500
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,200
Oh, I'm sorry, 11?

1501
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:12,040
Sure.

1502
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:12,880
I like that.

1503
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:13,720
I was going to say, that's not bad.

1504
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:14,880
I like the way your math works.

1505
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:15,720
I like that.

1506
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:16,920
Even with that mess up, Russ,

1507
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,880
I did a little quicker than some people I understand.

1508
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:23,600
You did your quick and you did your mess up quicker.

1509
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,720
Are the cultists alive?

1510
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,760
Yeah, the cultists are alive.

1511
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:28,600
Both?

1512
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:29,600
Both.

1513
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:30,840
Okay.

1514
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,200
Okay.

1515
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,480
Hopefully they're scared.

1516
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:38,160
These ones, I think killed all the ones that weren't.

1517
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,039
No, those ones that rushed over were afraid.

1518
00:58:40,039 --> 00:58:42,200
So yeah, they are scared.

1519
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,079
Then the dragon will use,

1520
00:58:44,079 --> 00:58:45,640
cause he had 80 and flight.

1521
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:47,680
I'm sure it wasn't 80 feet away.

1522
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:48,519
Nope.

1523
00:58:48,519 --> 00:58:49,340
He'll use the rest of his moment

1524
00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:50,840
to get behind me, movement, excuse me.

1525
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:51,680
Sure.

1526
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:53,039
Flint, you're up.

1527
00:58:53,039 --> 00:58:53,880
All right.

1528
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:55,519
And there's still that guy in front of me?

1529
00:58:55,519 --> 00:58:56,559
Yeah.

1530
00:58:56,559 --> 00:58:57,400
All right.

1531
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,440
You know what's coming then.

1532
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:00,760
19.

1533
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,320
Sweet lady death is coming.

1534
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,800
22.

1535
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,840
Okay.

1536
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,240
Really, still?

1537
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:11,240
Yeah.

1538
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,080
Okay.

1539
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:13,240
All right.

1540
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,160
There's a reason that these guys

1541
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:15,800
are still standing in those.

1542
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,880
It's another 19.

1543
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,280
19 will hit.

1544
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:23,200
Four and seven's 11 and two is 13.

1545
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,640
Okay.

1546
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,480
And I'm gonna use my action surge

1547
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,840
cause this fucker's still alive

1548
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,559
and I'm gonna attack him again.

1549
00:59:31,559 --> 00:59:32,400
Seems fair.

1550
00:59:33,559 --> 00:59:35,400
24, so that'll hit.

1551
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:36,519
Yeah.

1552
00:59:36,519 --> 00:59:39,320
Nine and 11 is 20.

1553
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:40,240
22.

1554
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:42,519
Okay.

1555
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,920
You've gotta be kidding me.

1556
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,519
Wow.

1557
00:59:46,519 --> 00:59:47,680
No, no.

1558
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,519
He takes a knee, but he's still,

1559
00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:51,320
he's still alive.

1560
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,280
Whew, he's still at deep breath.

1561
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,600
I hope there's not an anthem playing anymore.

1562
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,120
He holds his hand up in his finger.

1563
00:59:59,639 --> 01:00:02,319
Give me like one minute.

1564
01:00:04,319 --> 01:00:05,639
Took the breath out of him there.

1565
01:00:05,639 --> 01:00:06,880
In that case, I'm also gonna,

1566
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,480
I'm also gonna healing surge while I'm here.

1567
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,319
Yeah, for sure.

1568
01:00:10,319 --> 01:00:11,559
Might as well.

1569
01:00:11,559 --> 01:00:12,400
Thea, you're up.

1570
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,799
Does he yell out like a little,

1571
01:00:13,799 --> 01:00:16,759
like a verse, take my breath away.

1572
01:00:16,759 --> 01:00:17,599
Exactly.

1573
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,599
Okay, who's on me?

1574
01:00:21,599 --> 01:00:23,679
You have, you're surrounded by

1575
01:00:23,679 --> 01:00:25,039
a whole bunch of Nikeloths.

1576
01:00:25,039 --> 01:00:25,880
Ooh.

1577
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,039
Be still my heart.

1578
01:00:29,559 --> 01:00:30,599
All right.

1579
01:00:30,599 --> 01:00:32,839
I'm gonna fuck him up with some moonbeam.

1580
01:00:32,839 --> 01:00:37,839
I'm going to use my fourth spell slot.

1581
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:38,759
Okay.

1582
01:00:38,759 --> 01:00:39,599
Okay.

1583
01:00:39,599 --> 01:00:42,719
I'm going to focus on the jackass,

1584
01:00:42,719 --> 01:00:43,599
like in front of me.

1585
01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:46,559
I assume that when he,

1586
01:00:46,559 --> 01:00:50,199
the Nikeloth multiplied himself,

1587
01:00:50,199 --> 01:00:52,239
like it came from one to one.

1588
01:00:52,239 --> 01:00:53,079
Yeah.

1589
01:00:53,079 --> 01:00:54,039
Yeah, so I'm just gonna go for the middle one

1590
01:00:54,039 --> 01:00:55,000
because it just seems.

1591
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:55,839
Sure.

1592
01:00:55,839 --> 01:00:56,679
How many of them are there?

1593
01:00:56,679 --> 01:00:57,500
Three?

1594
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:58,339
There are four.

1595
01:00:58,539 --> 01:01:01,780
Three duplicates came out of him.

1596
01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:04,620
That doesn't speak well to symmetry

1597
01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:06,019
and Thea doesn't like it.

1598
01:01:07,380 --> 01:01:11,059
Sure, so yeah, you roll and two of those motherfuckers

1599
01:01:11,059 --> 01:01:13,180
go poof and there are still two left.

1600
01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:14,579
And where are the other two?

1601
01:01:14,579 --> 01:01:17,140
Like one to the far right and just one to the left?

1602
01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:17,980
Yeah.

1603
01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:19,940
Okay.

1604
01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:23,140
He says with confidence, yes.

1605
01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:24,539
Yes, absolutely.

1606
01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:28,659
You hear from behind you,

1607
01:01:30,579 --> 01:01:33,380
muttering kind of a low murmur

1608
01:01:33,380 --> 01:01:36,380
or some sort of incantation from,

1609
01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:37,860
that's been going on from Thaddeus

1610
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:40,900
as he's tending to Grancis.

1611
01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:47,300
And you kind of hear a glowing ringing noise.

1612
01:01:48,940 --> 01:01:49,759
Like a.

1613
01:01:51,539 --> 01:01:53,980
Oh, like one of those bowls that you like.

1614
01:01:53,980 --> 01:01:54,820
Yeah.

1615
01:01:54,820 --> 01:01:55,659
Like with the.

1616
01:01:55,659 --> 01:01:58,099
And you turn around and Grancis is just churning it,

1617
01:01:58,099 --> 01:01:58,940
but no.

1618
01:01:58,940 --> 01:01:59,780
And I'm like, stop it.

1619
01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:00,820
Yeah, no.

1620
01:02:00,820 --> 01:02:05,300
You turn around and all who hear it and look,

1621
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:07,340
which is pretty much everybody,

1622
01:02:07,340 --> 01:02:12,340
see Grancis rising from the deck and glowing.

1623
01:02:13,900 --> 01:02:15,800
Thaddeus looks at,

1624
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,820
he stops murmuring whatever he was saying

1625
01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:22,579
and looks a bit confused as to what's happening

1626
01:02:22,579 --> 01:02:25,460
and Grancis raises up off the deck

1627
01:02:26,739 --> 01:02:31,739
and lets forth many lightning bolts

1628
01:02:31,900 --> 01:02:35,739
that come from what seemed to be his life energy.

1629
01:02:37,779 --> 01:02:40,000
And these lightning bolts shoot forward

1630
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,139
into each of the creatures still left standing.

1631
01:02:45,219 --> 01:02:46,900
And all of those creatures

1632
01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:49,619
in the instant that they're struck,

1633
01:02:49,619 --> 01:02:51,819
drop to the ground dead.

1634
01:02:51,820 --> 01:02:54,780
I can't believe Russ gave Grancis a heroic death

1635
01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:56,180
to spite us.

1636
01:02:56,180 --> 01:02:57,019
I know.

1637
01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:01,820
You look and you see them fall

1638
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:07,660
and you see Grancis's essence

1639
01:03:07,660 --> 01:03:10,440
scatter into the ether.

1640
01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:14,039
And you hear,

1641
01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:18,420
I'll always be with you, always.

1642
01:03:21,820 --> 01:03:26,820
Grancis, no, hey, I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.

1643
01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:31,100
Thank you for joining us for episode 31

1644
01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:36,100
of Dumbgeons and Dragons titled Things Go Sideways.

1645
01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:42,220
Yeah, I'm Russ More and I'll see you next time.

1646
01:03:51,980 --> 01:03:54,660
Which kinda just, you know,

1647
01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:58,940
it should be a subtitle for every episode of our podcast.

1648
01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:00,500
No?

1649
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:03,260
This episode features our guest star,

1650
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:05,980
who you're right, I may have tried to kill

1651
01:04:05,980 --> 01:04:08,720
throughout part of this battle, my bad.

1652
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,120
But we will talk with Doc

1653
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,580
about where you can find him in a brief moment.

1654
01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:14,100
You can check out our Patreon tiers

1655
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,820
and rewards at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

1656
01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:18,580
If you're new to the dumb dragon community,

1657
01:04:18,580 --> 01:04:20,220
or if you've never done so before,

1658
01:04:20,220 --> 01:04:22,020
we would greatly appreciate you dropping us

1659
01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:25,020
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1660
01:04:25,020 --> 01:04:27,140
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1661
01:04:27,140 --> 01:04:28,900
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1662
01:04:28,900 --> 01:04:30,820
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1663
01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:32,580
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1664
01:04:32,580 --> 01:04:34,540
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1665
01:04:34,540 --> 01:04:36,680
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1666
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,960
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1667
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,420
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1668
01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:42,700
which helps everybody grow.

1669
01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:45,540
So if you have a podcast who you appreciate,

1670
01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:47,380
be it us or somebody else,

1671
01:04:47,380 --> 01:04:49,280
a review certainly goes a long way.

1672
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,800
Let's take a moment to talk to Doc here.

1673
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,760
Doc, thank you for joining us so much.

1674
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:54,600
Thanks, Doc.

1675
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:55,720
Thank you so much.

1676
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:57,340
It was so great to have you.

1677
01:04:57,340 --> 01:04:58,180
It was fun.

1678
01:04:58,180 --> 01:04:59,880
Thank you for letting me break out a home brew.

1679
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:02,980
And yeah, just want to tell us

1680
01:05:02,980 --> 01:05:05,280
where we can find you and Bros and Dragons.

1681
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,680
I mean, we talk about you pretty much like every episode.

1682
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:10,840
You can follow me on Facebook and Twitter at IMDM Doc.

1683
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,360
You can follow Bros and Dragons at Bros and Dragons

1684
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:14,840
on any social media event.

1685
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:18,000
And obviously you can find any information

1686
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,719
about all of us at brosanddragons.com.

1687
01:05:26,239 --> 01:05:28,880
No, Thea's one true love.

1688
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:30,679
I swat away his essence.

1689
01:05:31,639 --> 01:05:32,480
It's canon now.

1690
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:33,300
It's canon.

1691
01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:34,139
It's been established.

1692
01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:34,980
Nah.

1693
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,039
Just cause you say it doesn't make a canon.

1694
01:05:38,039 --> 01:05:40,239
No, I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

1695
01:05:41,639 --> 01:05:45,440
And you're left standing in the wreck of the airship

1696
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:49,039
with all the cult members dead at your feet.

1697
01:05:49,039 --> 01:05:49,880
What do you guys do?

1698
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:54,159
Thea finds herself a little bit more upset about Grancis

1699
01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:55,920
than she thought she would be.

1700
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:59,960
But she walks over to Thaddeus

1701
01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:03,599
and puts a hand on his shoulder and like, you know,

1702
01:06:03,599 --> 01:06:04,760
like sorry, man.

1703
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:07,159
Also like, woof, woof, right?

1704
01:06:07,159 --> 01:06:12,159
Yeah, I don't know what happened.

1705
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:13,840
I mean, he was a powerful wizard and all,

1706
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,440
but he's kind of a lot of practice.

1707
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:20,079
So not sure what happened there.

1708
01:06:20,079 --> 01:06:22,120
Oh my God, was that a spell gone wrong?

1709
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,640
You've seen stranger things happen with him.

1710
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,700
Holy shit, Grancis.

1711
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,000
Who's that dragon guy?

1712
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,519
Oh, that's a good question.

1713
01:06:32,519 --> 01:06:37,519
Excuse me, metal clad sir, what is your name?

1714
01:06:38,860 --> 01:06:41,559
He takes off his helmet,

1715
01:06:41,559 --> 01:06:43,559
throws it, because he's kneeling on the ground,

1716
01:06:43,559 --> 01:06:45,360
supporting himself with his great sword.

1717
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:49,320
His blood seems to just pour forth and.

1718
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:52,119
And your name is what I'm concerned about.

1719
01:06:52,119 --> 01:06:53,599
And he looks up and goes,

1720
01:06:55,880 --> 01:07:00,119
sorry, I cannot be of more chivalry.

1721
01:07:01,019 --> 01:07:04,519
My name is Sir Largot Willowden.

1722
01:07:04,519 --> 01:07:06,360
Cool, how you doing over there?

1723
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:11,199
I've had better days.

1724
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:14,280
Thaddeus sees him struggling quite a lot

1725
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,360
and sees everybody has taken some damage

1726
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:20,600
and he casts mask cure wounds on everybody

1727
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:24,240
at a high enough spell slot to do some good

1728
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:28,800
for all that are happening.

1729
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,040
So.

1730
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:32,480
Is he within a 30 foot radius of all of us because.

1731
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:33,320
Well, I'm assuming.

1732
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,640
Well, we're out of combat now.

1733
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,960
So I assume we'd all kind of wander over together.

1734
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:40,559
Or I'll wander over to the.

1735
01:07:40,559 --> 01:07:42,039
To the night.

1736
01:07:42,039 --> 01:07:42,880
To the poor night.

1737
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,280
Yeah, since he's the furthest away.

1738
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,840
No, you come to us.

1739
01:07:49,039 --> 01:07:54,039
Everybody regains 37 HPs.

1740
01:07:54,039 --> 01:07:56,679
I squeeze Thaddeus' bicep like, thanks, man.

1741
01:07:58,039 --> 01:07:59,000
Yeah, yeah.

1742
01:08:00,599 --> 01:08:01,599
You're welcome.

1743
01:08:01,599 --> 01:08:04,240
I think it's sweet because by appearances,

1744
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,480
he is a human in his late 70s.

1745
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:09,039
So it seems like a strange pairing.

1746
01:08:09,039 --> 01:08:12,519
But I mean, really, Thea's very old.

1747
01:08:12,519 --> 01:08:13,559
Like she ages.

1748
01:08:13,559 --> 01:08:16,199
So, you know, he's still probably kind of,

1749
01:08:16,199 --> 01:08:18,279
he's a lot younger than her still.

1750
01:08:18,279 --> 01:08:21,600
Even though he's a super, super, super old dude.

1751
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,159
It's really sweet, Thea.

1752
01:08:23,159 --> 01:08:24,439
It's true.

1753
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:28,920
Thea does not judge based upon age.

1754
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:33,920
Well, I feel refreshed now that I'm not one third dead.

1755
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:35,880
You guys?

1756
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,720
Oh, I feel great.

1757
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:39,480
I'm at full, like, working capacity here.

1758
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:43,880
So I guess I go over and I help up our new friend.

1759
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:46,199
And I say, thank you.

1760
01:08:47,199 --> 01:08:50,119
What brings you, or not what brings you here?

1761
01:08:50,119 --> 01:08:51,359
We brought us here.

1762
01:08:53,279 --> 01:08:55,359
We're looking for the, like,

1763
01:08:55,359 --> 01:08:59,199
we're here to meet with some, like, metallic dragons.

1764
01:08:59,199 --> 01:09:00,039
No, you're not.

1765
01:09:00,039 --> 01:09:00,880
No, we're not.

1766
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:02,480
Thea doesn't know what we're doing.

1767
01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:04,480
Thea can't remember what we're doing.

1768
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,560
We're going to Nerenvane?

1769
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:07,960
We're here to find Nerenvane, aren't we?

1770
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:08,800
We are.

1771
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:09,640
No, yes.

1772
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:10,920
Yeah, we're here to see if Nerenvane

1773
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:12,200
is a good guy or a bad guy.

1774
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:13,240
You know him?

1775
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:16,880
Okay, well, I guess someone else needs to start talking.

1776
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,280
It shouldn't be me.

1777
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:20,440
I know not, I know not that name.

1778
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:21,760
I am sorry.

1779
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,720
Can you take us to the Misty Forest?

1780
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,720
Hey, thank you for all your help and almost dying.

1781
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:29,600
Can we use you?

1782
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:30,560
One other favor.

1783
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,360
Well, okay, maybe, maybe can you show us the way

1784
01:09:35,199 --> 01:09:39,000
our craft has been, well, demolished.

1785
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,880
And it is very important that we get to the Misty Forest.

1786
01:09:43,319 --> 01:09:48,039
I would be glad to, but we should set up camp here.

1787
01:09:49,279 --> 01:09:53,199
The destroyed airship that you use

1788
01:09:53,199 --> 01:09:55,519
probably would do for good cover,

1789
01:09:55,519 --> 01:09:58,399
but I cannot travel at this moment.

1790
01:09:59,599 --> 01:10:02,519
And my friend here, and I reach up and pet my dragon,

1791
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:05,600
can only take but one rider at a time.

1792
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,120
That's not a problem.

1793
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,600
We have a magical owl that we can ride,

1794
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:10,760
it's quite all right.

1795
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:13,160
But we understand your need to rest

1796
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:15,160
and we can set up camp for the night.

1797
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,200
Look how understanding I am.

1798
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:22,120
Well, it's maybe slightly like to mourn our friend.

1799
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:23,600
As much as he drove us crazy,

1800
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:27,280
he did just die, let's set up overnight.

1801
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,520
So we're in agreement, yes?

1802
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:30,640
Yes, yes.

1803
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:31,640
Sorry, I nodded.

1804
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,600
I nod way too much for an audio.

1805
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,880
Visual cues on an audio podcast, so good.

1806
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,200
Ligar, Ligar don't reach up

1807
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:44,160
and just grab the neck of his dragon

1808
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:45,360
looking at him in the eyes

1809
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,520
and the dragon will fly off the direction

1810
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,320
that the black dragon was heading.

1811
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:51,960
Okay.

1812
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:55,920
So yeah, the dragon flies off towards the black dragon

1813
01:10:55,920 --> 01:11:00,920
and then you guys kind of just set up shop,

1814
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,279
use some of the wood.

1815
01:11:03,279 --> 01:11:05,720
And Thaddeus says, wait, what about,

1816
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:06,840
no, that's not his voice.

1817
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:07,680
No, no.

1818
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,359
I feel like I'm channeling Grancis all of a sudden.

1819
01:11:10,359 --> 01:11:11,560
I feel really sad.

1820
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,520
I'm not gonna get to hear you use that voice.

1821
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,520
Oh, well.

1822
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,119
I mean, in our defense,

1823
01:11:16,119 --> 01:11:18,800
we should not have asked for Russ

1824
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,319
to do a Christopher Lloyd based voice.

1825
01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:24,840
Yeah, no, in retrospect, that was our bad.

1826
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:29,400
He says, I'm gonna go check

1827
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:32,119
and see what we can salvage from the ship here

1828
01:11:32,119 --> 01:11:33,640
you guys set up.

1829
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:37,600
And you used cover from the ship

1830
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,960
and set up a fire and...

1831
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:45,199
He asks, so where do you come from, Sir Ligart?

1832
01:11:46,239 --> 01:11:50,000
A small farming community many, many miles from here.

1833
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,600
You probably have never heard of such a thing.

1834
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:53,640
Of a farm?

1835
01:11:55,119 --> 01:11:57,000
Of where I live, yes.

1836
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,400
Okay.

1837
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:02,680
Have these dragon attacks been happening a lot recently?

1838
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:06,239
They have been becoming more frequent.

1839
01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:08,680
That is why my friend and I are here.

1840
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:12,840
Lord Bahamut has deemed it that we come

1841
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,039
and help the weak in these times around here

1842
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:19,720
and try to find out if that vile thing Tiamat

1843
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,239
and he spits on the ground

1844
01:12:22,199 --> 01:12:26,279
is trying to make her way back into this world or not.

1845
01:12:26,279 --> 01:12:29,559
Well, you heard that one cultist screaming

1846
01:12:29,559 --> 01:12:31,519
about the masks and things though, right?

1847
01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:33,399
Like it's a coming.

1848
01:12:33,399 --> 01:12:34,840
It can be stopped.

1849
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:36,719
My Lord has told me this,

1850
01:12:36,719 --> 01:12:39,359
that there are those out there that have a chance.

1851
01:12:39,359 --> 01:12:40,960
Oh God, is it us?

1852
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,119
Might be, it might be us.

1853
01:12:45,119 --> 01:12:45,960
Rawr rawr.

1854
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:46,800
Shit.

1855
01:12:47,199 --> 01:12:48,039
Ooh.

1856
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:52,680
You could call me Sir Wilderdon or Ligards,

1857
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:55,560
but God is a little bit much, don't you think?

1858
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:03,400
We are charged with the task of stopping Tiamat's arrival.

1859
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:09,159
Guess we could say that.

1860
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:11,920
Who is your God?

1861
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,320
What information can you give us?

1862
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,760
I serve the Lord Bahamut himself.

1863
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:18,440
Correct me if I'm wrong.

1864
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:21,159
He's the head metallic dragon, is that correct?

1865
01:13:21,159 --> 01:13:23,400
He's the dragon God of good.

1866
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,560
Ah, there we go.

1867
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:25,400
Tom, no stuff.

1868
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,079
I've played games before.

1869
01:13:30,199 --> 01:13:33,360
But yeah, he is visually the platinum dragon,

1870
01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:34,600
so you're right.

1871
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:39,600
Ligard, any tips on helping stop the rise of Tiamat?

1872
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:42,239
Well, if I know the different people of this world,

1873
01:13:42,239 --> 01:13:44,000
you are not the only ones tasked

1874
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:47,039
with making sure she does not come forth.

1875
01:13:47,039 --> 01:13:48,560
Thank God.

1876
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:53,039
As for dealing with her, pray it never comes to that.

1877
01:13:53,039 --> 01:13:56,359
There is not a more foul creature

1878
01:13:56,359 --> 01:13:57,960
in all of the nine hells.

1879
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:00,439
I mean, it's pretty impressive to be the number one worst

1880
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:02,760
in all nine of the hells.

1881
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,199
Yeah, even more impressive if she was to make it

1882
01:14:05,199 --> 01:14:07,000
onto this plane of existence,

1883
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,920
destroy everything that you know and love,

1884
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:13,000
rip it from the very fabrics of reality

1885
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,640
and change it to her own doing, sure.

1886
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:20,319
What do you think they meant by the masks are combined?

1887
01:14:20,319 --> 01:14:21,399
The masks are joined.

1888
01:14:21,399 --> 01:14:23,880
Well, all of the leaders had masks, right?

1889
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,119
That's what Varam was doing,

1890
01:14:26,119 --> 01:14:28,079
was trying to find his mask.

1891
01:14:28,079 --> 01:14:30,399
That sounds like we're probably not gonna be getting

1892
01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:31,399
that mask back.

1893
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:35,359
If it comes to it, Sir Ligard,

1894
01:14:35,359 --> 01:14:40,199
can we call upon you when we are in need of aid

1895
01:14:40,199 --> 01:14:41,359
in battle?

1896
01:14:41,399 --> 01:14:43,880
If it's within my power to give,

1897
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,559
I will be by your side if you truly fight

1898
01:14:46,559 --> 01:14:48,599
against the workings of Tiamat.

1899
01:14:48,599 --> 01:14:49,599
Thank you.

1900
01:14:49,599 --> 01:14:54,319
How would we call upon you in our time of need?

1901
01:14:54,319 --> 01:14:58,519
No, dragon's ears can hear for a great many miles.

1902
01:14:58,519 --> 01:15:01,239
If you call upon me and my friend can hear you,

1903
01:15:01,239 --> 01:15:02,159
I will come.

1904
01:15:02,159 --> 01:15:03,639
Sweet.

1905
01:15:03,639 --> 01:15:04,479
Okay.

1906
01:15:05,639 --> 01:15:07,920
It's about dusk and it turns to night

1907
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,479
as you guys rest, regaling each other

1908
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:15,200
of wild stories that you've had fighting dragons

1909
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,320
and other such creatures.

1910
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:22,320
And we have a lifetime membership to Fantasy Costco.

1911
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:26,960
And you take watch and take rest throughout the night.

1912
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:31,960
Morning comes and my friend, the dragon returns.

1913
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:36,000
My friend, what news have you brought?

1914
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,159
In Draconic, he says,

1915
01:15:39,159 --> 01:15:43,520
I followed the black dragon to Thay,

1916
01:15:44,439 --> 01:15:49,439
where he was quickly taken in by a magical force

1917
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,119
that I was not able to get through to.

1918
01:15:52,119 --> 01:15:55,279
I waited to see if anybody came or went after that,

1919
01:15:55,279 --> 01:16:00,279
but nothing left Thay and nothing else went in.

1920
01:16:00,359 --> 01:16:01,840
Where is Thay?

1921
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,239
Oh, that's way fucking far away from here.

1922
01:16:04,239 --> 01:16:05,479
I flew really fast.

1923
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:09,079
Please rest, my friend, and I will guard you.

1924
01:16:09,079 --> 01:16:11,880
He curls up like a dog and goes to sleep.

1925
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:14,159
Does it take him a while to have to do a few turns?

1926
01:16:14,159 --> 01:16:16,119
Kind of kneads at the ground a little bit.

1927
01:16:16,119 --> 01:16:16,960
Oh.

1928
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:17,800
Yeah.

1929
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:20,319
I scratch him behind the ears.

1930
01:16:20,319 --> 01:16:23,279
Do we know, like you said when we crashed,

1931
01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:27,279
we were like on the outskirts of the Misty Forest.

1932
01:16:27,279 --> 01:16:31,479
So do we safely know the direction we're heading now?

1933
01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:32,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1934
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:35,520
So you crashed just on the outside of Daggerford.

1935
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:39,280
So there's a river that is between you and the Misty Forest,

1936
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:42,480
but you're now not having the airship

1937
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:47,480
or about a day and a half's journey to the Misty Forest.

1938
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:48,880
Cool.

1939
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,720
Less if we're on an owl?

1940
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:53,640
Yeah, obviously less if you're on an owl.

1941
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:55,640
Obviously less if we're on an owl.

1942
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:57,400
Yes, less if you're on an owl.

1943
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:02,440
The rousing banter continues for quite some time.

1944
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:04,120
Through the rousing banter?

1945
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:10,800
And you all decide to go your separate ways.

1946
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:17,400
Sir Ligert stays by my friend's side

1947
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,080
and you all set off along the trail

1948
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:24,480
saying your sweet goodbyes to your savior

1949
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:28,000
in the dragon scale armor

1950
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,920
and head off towards the Misty Forest back on foot,

1951
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,840
as you were many moons ago.

1952
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:36,880
Oh, not this guy.

1953
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:38,440
He's flying off on a blue dragon.

1954
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:39,880
There's a saddle.

1955
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:43,520
Oh yeah, no, I figured he's, yeah, he's out.

1956
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:45,520
Yeah, you're going off to do amazing things

1957
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:46,600
with the dragon.

1958
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:49,160
We're just schlepping through the woods

1959
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:53,120
to try and get killed by a different dragon, probably.

1960
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:55,000
Crumping on through the woods.

1961
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:59,760
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod

1962
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:02,760
of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1963
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:03,600
Oh, yes.

1964
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,640
Flip the page through the pencil down

1965
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:12,239
and just threw his hands into the paper.

1966
01:18:12,239 --> 01:18:13,079
Oh, yeah.

1967
01:18:13,079 --> 01:18:13,920
Oh, yeah.

1968
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:14,760
Oh, yeah.

1969
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,600
Oh, yeah.

1970
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,439
Oh, yeah.

1971
01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:17,279
Oh, yeah.

1972
01:18:17,279 --> 01:18:18,119
Oh, yeah.

1973
01:18:18,119 --> 01:18:18,960
Oh, yeah.

1974
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:19,800
Oh, yeah.

1975
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:20,640
Oh, yeah.

1976
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:21,479
Oh, yeah.

1977
01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:22,319
Oh, yeah.

1978
01:18:22,319 --> 01:18:23,159
Oh, yeah.

1979
01:18:23,159 --> 01:18:24,000
Oh, yeah.

1980
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,439
He just threw his hands in the air.

1981
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:26,479
He's already given up.

1982
01:18:26,479 --> 01:18:28,159
I'm already giving up.

1983
01:18:28,159 --> 01:18:30,560
I knew bringing a guest on wouldn't be good for any.

1984
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:33,840
It's gonna be fantastic.

1985
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,479
Well, then sit back and relax

1986
01:18:35,479 --> 01:18:37,079
as I take you out of your reality

1987
01:18:37,079 --> 01:18:38,399
and into my nightmares.

1988
01:18:38,399 --> 01:18:39,239
Oh no, we're in his game now.

1989
01:18:39,239 --> 01:18:41,399
Welcome to the Bros and Dragons podcast.

1990
01:18:41,399 --> 01:18:43,119
Russ got up and walked away.

1991
01:18:45,239 --> 01:18:49,199
We didn't know about Francis not being okay, did we?

1992
01:18:49,199 --> 01:18:50,039
No.

1993
01:18:50,039 --> 01:18:50,880
That was new.

1994
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:52,119
That was new.

1995
01:18:52,119 --> 01:18:53,920
I don't know how to feel about it, guys.

1996
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:55,520
And now I'm torn.

1997
01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:57,359
I figured you'd be ecstatic, Amy.

1998
01:18:57,359 --> 01:18:58,199
I'm really excited,

1999
01:18:58,199 --> 01:19:00,319
but I also feel bad about being excited.

2000
01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:02,760
I don't think Thea's like a sociopath.

2001
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:11,119
You're looking really great in those sweatpants.

2002
01:19:11,119 --> 01:19:13,279
I'm trying the opposite.

2003
01:19:13,279 --> 01:19:14,640
I'm going the opposite route.

2004
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:15,880
Like maybe I was too harsh

2005
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:17,279
and he's doing really well because of it.

2006
01:19:17,279 --> 01:19:18,480
I thought that was in-game

2007
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,720
and you were saying that to the night.

2008
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:25,560
I was like, why is he wearing sweatpants?

2009
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:27,280
Is he wearing armor and sweatpants?

2010
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:29,600
Cause that's not a good look.

2011
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:30,880
Flint is a eunuch.

2012
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:31,960
It's canon.

2013
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:36,280
Well, that doesn't really play well

2014
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,400
for me being naked in the interrogation

2015
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:39,760
from a few episodes back.

2016
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:40,760
So.

2017
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:43,880
It does because everyone was, you know,

2018
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:46,920
like no one knew what to do about it.

2019
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:49,680
I believe there were numerous references

2020
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:52,480
to a certain appendage being visible.

2021
01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:58,560
How do you explain the thumbs up?

2022
01:19:58,560 --> 01:19:59,640
Exactly.

2023
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:07,119
The gate swinging wide means TMS, not a small girl.

2024
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:12,400
Are you fat shaming TMS?

2025
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:15,280
Oh, he's going to be the first to go.

2026
01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:18,840
Oh my God.

2027
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:19,679
Good Lord.

2028
01:20:19,679 --> 01:20:21,719
Everybody will watch him be picked apart.

2029
01:20:21,719 --> 01:20:23,519
Oh no.

2030
01:20:23,519 --> 01:20:24,359
I had a good run.

2031
01:20:24,359 --> 01:20:26,960
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